If there was a war between India and Bangladesh who would win it?

[Major d1]

vhai re,r kono kaj kam nai tmr??r u out of ur mind??eigula ki type er thread khulo tmi dui din por por..notun notun phn paiso hate??..

Notun phn mane ? vul ki bollam. War suru hoite kotokkhon. age thika ogo formula jaina loi. kaje dibo .

 

[BDforever]

First of all the chance of war between Bangladesh and India is very negligible.

But if it happens, India will win the first part of the war. Then the second phase of war will start where Bangladesh will win even without any international interfere. Bangladesh will become a nightmare for India even more difficult than kashmir because historically Bengal always went through war for freedom. India only can destroy bangladesh for 7 days. Then their military and bd military power will be same to same.

War for freedom is inside it's genome. Even during Mughal era it fought long years and retained it's freedom. During british invasion bangal was first to fall and whole sub continent did after that.During the whole british period Bengal was always in the front line of revolt.Then the liberation war against Pakistan. So, Bangladesh have that resistance inside it. Then there are major international players who will not like it because of strategic geographical position of Bangladesh. Pakistan will intervene,also China and Russia will not sit idle . Since China and Russia is involved USA have to come in the scene too. Along with USA comes UK , Australia, Canada. So, it will be a disaster for all.

tore dhoira thaprano dorkar ulta palta thread kuila troll dakis Indian na tui bangladesh section er sobche boro apod *****%$%#***

 

[Major d1]

Matha thanda rekhe kotha bolen. apnara golami korte paren india r - tai bole sobai golam na. apnar kache ata ulta palta thread. taile kon bancod bolse thread a reply korte?

 

[bluesky]

Notun phn mane ? vul ki bollam. War suru hoite kotokkhon. age thika ogo formula jaina loi. kaje dibo .

War shuru hoibo bhabtasen. Ta hoile PDF-e shomoy nosto na koira ektu bhalo khawa dawa korte thaken!! War shouru hoile mal shamanr dam baira jaibo. Kich khabar stock koira rakhen. Pore kame lagbo. Allah re, ki kota shunlam re, abar naki juddho korte hoibo.

 

[neem456]

As I told you earlier, we won't even need to fire a bullet, we will just open the lockgates of the dams on all the 53-54 rivers that are entering Bangladesh from India...and wash down everything to Bay of Bengal.

Last time when I suggested this, one Bangladeshi @warrantofficer got angry and started complaining that I am trying to drown all Bangladeshis..............!! Mate, we love Bangladeshis and will continue to love Bangladeshis even in a war, we will have our fishing boats in Bay of Bengal, they will fish out all the Bangladeshis who scream "Jai Hind - Vandemataram" .......................and don't worry, we will not let the others who doesn't say the word to drown either, we love them too, we will promptly give each of them a copy of Darwin's book on the the theory of evolution; 'On the Origin of Species', with waterproof lamination......so that they can evolve and turn themselves into mermaids and live happily ever after in the seas.

This is how some Bangladeshis would look like after evolution kicks in:

This guy below looks intelligent, @Anubis would you say "Jai Hind - Vandemataram" or not??

This guy reminds me of someone, but with lesser hair.

Some will be fashionable too... @BDforever are you saying "Jai Hind - Vandemataram" or not??

We are not missing @BDforever 's cat:

And when the evolution goes wrong, @Major d1 be careful.

Jeez, the commentary was more hilarous than the pics.

 

[Major d1]

War shuru hoibo bhabtasen. Ta hoile PDF-e shomoy nosto na koira ektu bhalo khawa dawa korte thaken!! War shouru hoile mal shamanr dam baira jaibo. Kich khabar stock koira rakhen. Pore kame lagbo. Allah re, ki kota shunlam re, abar naki juddho korte hoibo.

Army banay juddho korar jonno . football khelar jonno na.

by the way khowa- dowa y r berpar ta amar pochondo hoise...

waiting for gazwa- e- hind

 

[neem456]

Yep, all the ex-Hindus of Pakistan had grown half a dozen extra pair of balls after converting, spread in line like the nipples of a lactating dog, yet their war records against the Indian army isn't much to speak of.

Oh boy, you have no mercy on the kids. You devil !

 

[bluesky]

waiting for gazwa- e- hind

Gazwa-e-Hinder laiga boisha achen? Eita abar ki shunailen. Ta hoile ki etar ortho ei je Hindu Rashtro Bharot amago akromon korte aiteche.?

 

[Nair saab]

As I told you earlier, we won't even need to fire a bullet, we will just open the lockgates of the dams on all the 53-54 rivers that are entering Bangladesh from India...and wash down everything to Bay of Bengal.

Last time when I suggested this, one Bangladeshi @warrantofficer got angry and started complaining that I am trying to drown all Bangladeshis..............!! Mate, we love Bangladeshis and will continue to love Bangladeshis even in a war, we will have our fishing boats in Bay of Bengal, they will fish out all the Bangladeshis who scream "Jai Hind - Vandemataram" .......................and don't worry, we will not let the others who doesn't say the word to drown either, we love them too, we will promptly give each of them a copy of Darwin's book on the the theory of evolution; 'On the Origin of Species', with waterproof lamination......so that they can evolve and turn themselves into mermaids and live happily ever after in the seas.

This is how some Bangladeshis would look like after evolution kicks in:

This guy below looks intelligent, @Anubis would you say "Jai Hind - Vandemataram" or not??

This guy reminds me of someone, but with lesser hair.

Some will be fashionable too... @BDforever are you saying "Jai Hind - Vandemataram" or not??

We are not missing @BDforever 's cat:

And when the evolution goes wrong, @Major d1 be careful.

Bengalis will eat all the Fishes in the Ocean ...

on the contrary War between Bangladesh and West Bengal may result into a lot of scratching, slapping, hair-pulling with no victory, Since Bengalis on both sides are destined to be ruled by women...

 

[GR!FF!N]

vhai re,r kono kaj kam nai tmr??r u out of ur mind??eigula ki type er thread khulo tmi dui din por por..notun notun phn paiso hate??..

Dedicated to all Bengalis...

for others..literal meaning of the post is "Keyboard mila hai to kya kuch v likh do ge kya"

tore dhoira thaprano dorkar ulta palta thread kuila troll dakis Indian na tui bangladesh section er sobche boro apod *****%$%#***

 

[mkb95]

how india-bangladesh war would look like

hand obviously represents bangladesh.
all hail bangladesh.

 

[GR!FF!N]

Army banay juddho korar jonno . football khelar jonno na.

by the way khowa- dowa y r berpar ta amar pochondo hoise...

waiting for gazwa- e- hind

Ghazwa e hind will happen in the western sector.You should go to Pakistan to join Zaid Hamid Boot Camp to join that holy war.But beware,Zaid just returned from Saudi Arabia.What I've heard is that they performed some medieval secret technique on his @r$3..

 

[Jai.Singh]

First compared the GDP of both BD & PK....
Size : BD 147,570 kmsq (92nd) 56,977 sq mi
PK 881,913 kmsq (36th) 340,509 sq mi
GDP rank (BD)
Rank : 44th
BD : $223.941 billion (nominal) $572.440 billion (PPP)
GDP growth : 7.1%
Public debt : 22.8% of GDP (2013 est.)
Foreign reserves : $30.18 billion (July 2016)

GDP rank (PK)
Rank : 38th
PK : $270 billion (nominal) $984.205 billion(PPP)
GDP growth : 4.5 %
Public debt : 61.8% of GDP (2014–15)
Foreign reserves : $23.10 billion 2015

BD small country doing so much for there citizens development....way more to go ahead in future...

Main data source: CIA World Fact Book

First compare then think about war with IND.....have some self respect.

 

[halupridol]

 

[livingdead]

yo dude.. where were you I wanted some free advice...