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Grey matter!!! that's not on the list
Musharraf's Pride Graph
- 1943 - Born in Delhi- not proud.
- 1949 - names his dog Whiskey- very proud.
- 1961 -Joins PMA @kakul - Proud.
- 1965- Gets an award for sitting inside a bunker during the war- Very proud.
- 1971- Was about to join the war but got a facepalm as India moved further (ref:In the Line of Fire: A Memoir )- must be proud.
- 1979-89 Soviet invasion , proxy wars- couldnt do much there (ref: Weaver, Mary Anne. "General On Tightrope." Pakistan: in the Shadow of Jihad and Afghanistan) -Proud.
- 1987- Britain-Collage days @ RCDS -passed with flying colors- Prouddd.
- 1993- Assists ISI in forming the peace rock band called Taliban in Afghanistan- Proud.
- 1998- General ban gaya - Proud.
- 1999- General ban gaya , chalo Kargil capture karthe hai--ran back with tails tucked @rear -Proudest.
- 1999(later) - sh!t , needs to do something , removes PM, makes country a dictorship one, plays mockery with democracy - Prouder.
- 2000- Bans political rally's , its me, myself and mushy - Proud.
- 2002- Plays with judicial powers, makes him bigger than that guy in the movie dictator released last year - Proud.
- 2002- US gets its towers a big Kaboom. Mushy invites yankees to set bases and burger king outlets- Yay proud heeehaaahhh.
- 2001-2002- world hall of fame for selling nuclear biscuits to kim kong and co. Proud.
- 2003-2007- People tries to kill mushy... mushy strong - still alive and kicking- Proud.
- 2007- gets bored, removes chief justice, asks lawyers to look for alternate occupation like fishing - Proud.
- 2007- Siege of Lal Masjid - creates a new bunch of cowboys inside country. ProuD.
- 2007-08 - bhutto,sharif gang comes back ,elections, state emergency, Impeachment movement and resignation.
- 2008- goes to US,UK.. likes UK stays in UK , long live the queen. Exile---Proud.
- 2008- 2012- Country asks Interpol to get the dude from UK on criminal grounds-Proud.
- 2013- Dude's back. Statement time, badmouth India -free vote points- Prouder.
Hell, SpArKie; there are some things that money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard!
But for "grey matter": neither gonna work!
Grey matter!!! that's not on the list
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