How could I join ISI

[Grand Pa]

Assalamu 'Alykum.
I want to join ISI as a cyber informant. I'm good at intelligence gathering, OSINT, leaking confidential information, spreading malware, trojans, disrupting services, and other hacking related activities. I will be really honored if I get the opportunities to serve ISI Pakistan.
Thank you.

Thank You very much, Instead of serving ISI try to send trojans in our politicians systems ,