Ghairat is not Honor!

[Hyperion]

Try castrating yourself with a rusty knife...thats what the prescribed treatment for Homosexuality is as per Fiqh Buttiyaaaa !

Nah, just had FaceTime... I feel awesome now.

Ticker: Yara, dil kharab matt karo, ajeeb ajeeb baton say.

 

[Armstrong]

Naam..........?

Tumhara naaam mujhe pataa hai...aaapni niece ka bhi pataa hai hubby khochaaa hai...busss kafi hai tou aur gaaanei ka hi naaam poooch rahaa hoon ga na !

 

[Dubious]

Try castrating yourself with a rusty knife...thats what the prescribed treatment for Homosexuality is as per Fiqh Buttiyaaaa !

then inject a double dose of Amoxicillin!

 

[Armstrong]

ek question bete ko agar lakhte jigar bolte hain to beti ke liye equivalent phrase kya hai.

Lakhtee...kiyan hotaa hai ?

 

[RazPaK]

So TRUE! Money making machines if you ask me!

Thanks for the compliment.

 

[Armstrong]

then inject a double dose of Amoxicillin!

Nope...nothing like that we tend to be 100% drug free !

 

[Hyperion]

Amoxicillin? System saaf ho jai ga! Waysay, phakki ya churan would help too...Or simply just take something sweet like chocolate and let some chemicals kick in....Wait that happens to girls not sure if the men's system works the same!

Nah, fixed it the old fashioned way!

Called my better-half-to-be. She knows about my imagination, so she smiled, and kaboom gone!

 

[Ticker]

woh to marr gaya aur mujhe wagha pe latkane ka intejaam kar gaya.....

That ain't my fault.

Bhugto.

 

[ajtr]

Tumhara naaam mujhe pataa hai...aaapni niece ka bhi pataa hai hubby khochaaa hai...busss kafi hai tou aur gaaanei ka hi naaam poooch rahaa hoon ga na !

song:tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi
movie:hum dil de chuke sanam.

 

[Dubious]

Thanks for the compliment.

No problem uncle g!

 

[Hyperion]

No problem uncle g!

10/10. Awesome!

2 extra points for being so sneaky!

 

[Dubious]

Nah, fixed it the old fashioned way!

Called my better-half-to-be. She knows about my imagination, so she smiled, and kaboom gone!

Talk about womanizer!

 

[Ticker]

Nah, just had FaceTime... I feel awesome now.

Ticker: Yara, dil kharab matt karo, ajeeb ajeeb baton say.

Sorry. But I wont paste a smiley for you ... not now at least.

 

[Armstrong]

song:tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi
movie:hum dil de chuke sanam.

Khanna Kharaab....mein ne soothing song kahaa thaaa aaapni death bed pe sunnei walaaa nahin !

 

[Dubious]

Nah, fixed it the old fashioned way!

Called my better-half-to-be. She knows about my imagination, so she smiled, and kaboom gone!

Errr...So, its not new you imagine such weird stuff?