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Shocking pictures of a winged enemy agent operating under cover.
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Last week, Indian authorities announced the capture of a Pakistani spy pigeon. The Indian intelligence agency, RAW, claimed that the pigeon was specially trained by the Pakistani spy agency, the ISI, to fly into Indian territory on a spying mission.

To corroborate its claims, RAW released some photos (taken by a RAW parrot) that shows the Pakistani pigeon indulging in various spying actives in and over India. RAW chief, Roger Binny, told reporters that the photos also proved that the Pakistani pigeon (code name: Ghutarghoon Khan) had been conducting spying missions in India for many years, maybe even decades.

Below are the photos that RAW released to substantiate its startling claims.

Ghutarghoon Khan secretly spying on the pet ducks of the RAW chief.
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Ghutarghoon Khan seducing and then recruiting a female Indian pigeon.
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A Ghutarghoon Khan selfie taken outside a nuclear plant in Bihar.
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Ghutarghoon Khan fighting a patriotic Indian squirrel. The squirrel's body was found in a fish pond nearby.

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Ghutarghoon Khan polluting Indian river.

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Ghutarghoon Khan attacking an innocent Indian from the air.

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Prime Minister Modi proudly exhibits a hat specially designed to ward off attacks by Pakistani pigeons

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An ISI agent paying Ghutarghoon Khan money to conduct more aerial bombings in India.

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A Chinese scientist working closely with the ISI installing a micro-camera in Ghutargoon Khan's left eye.

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Ghutarghoon Khan disguised as a Bollywood actress.


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Ghutarghoon Khan disrupting a cricket Test match in India. Specifically trying to injure the world's fastest, deadliest, bestest fast bowler, Ishant Sharma.

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Catastrophic devastation caused by Ghutarghoon Khan.

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Finally, Ghutarghoon Khan apprehended and put where he belongs. The Republic of India is safe. Long live RAW! Ghutarghoon Khan's final words: 'My name is Khan, and I'm not a spy!'

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I think by arresting the "terrorist" Pakistani pigeon, the world's largest democracy with world's second largest army and a nuclear power with dream of becoming regional power for which it may have to sell anything.... literally anything... is finally safe..
Perils of a freely flying ISI agent pigeon finally put to rest for the time being.
Next time if Pakistan apprehends another high ranking serving naval commander working as a RAW agent in Pakistan, India will respond by apprehending another pigeon from Pakistan on spying mission...after all a war is a war and a hindu India does not take it lightly.
 
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I am trying to understand the purpose of this thread ?:undecided:
 
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Welcome aboard, Pigeonistan. Claim your independence and it is your. Because you are born to thou thy rule over Hindustan. Already Indians are in panic mode with indescribable features of your arrival in timely fashionable manner. Time to multiply [pigeons] so you shall rule Hindustan. :D
 
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Ghutarghoon Khan attacking an innocent Indian from the air.

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Man!! This is some serious capability the Pakistanis have acquired. Pigeon's using Air to Surface....Shiit!!! :yahoo: :rofl: or as knows as "A.S.S" assault weapons that can mess up any piece of cloth they hit:lol:
 
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Man!! This is some serious capability the Pakistanis have acquired. Pigeon's using Air to Surface....Shiit!!! :yahoo: :rofl: or as knows as "A.S.S" assault weapons that can mess up any piece of cloth they hit:lol:
Believe it....its enemy state of mind......few days ago they arrest another pigeon and its headline in India media...
 
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In hindo mythology
if someone is weak...become Hitler
if someone...is strong ...become a dormouse

Basically a nation with big and loud tongue. Initially very brave strong claims....but if have to face resistance and death would run like anything.

Muslim is in contrast silent calm cool. If challenged would face eye to eye, even the death is a minor thing rather a gateway to success. After invasion of British, even single single muslim resisted individually. Its un match able charecter of muslim fighter no body can withstand.
In Afghanistan 32 countries with huge latest weaponry couldn't defeat the true talibans. Went out bankrupted defeated. I m not talking of proxy taliban raised by raw cia collaboration.
 
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OMG india is in real trouble there leaders are completely out of mind.
 
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Never knew Ghutorghon Khan was capable of such devastation. Let them make busy with more and more Ghutarghoon Khans and let there media remain busy in boiling the blood of common Indian...my sympathies !!!
 
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