Do you cook ?

[Levina]

I brought them alive and my maid cleaned them for me, also taught me how to handle them.

You belong to the coastal area???
No way a typical north Indian would like a crab curry.

Had I not been married I would have proposed her for the favour.

I am sure your wifey changed the maid soon after this incident.

 

[Skull and Bones]

arrey...
Some ppl are allergic to sea food are you one of those???

Nope, I love prawns, shrimps, lobsters, and other sea fishes.

 

[Levina]

Nope, I love prawns, shrimps, lobsters, and other sea fishes.

But not crabs??? is it??
theek se batao ..did you mean you dont like crabs???

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I hate this when i have to interrogate men for petty things.
Cant you guys just blurt it out in one go???

 

[Skull and Bones]

But not crabs??? is it??
theek se batao ..did you mean you dont like crabs???

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I hate this when i have to interrogate men for petty things.
Cant you guys just blurt it out in one go???

I don't know, i never got the taste my soul wanted out of crab. It always fell short of expectation, and that smell. Maybe that's psychological denial of the texture of the food.

 

[khujliwal]

You belong to the coastal area???
No way a typical north Indian would like a crab curry.


I am sure your wifey changed the maid soon after this incident.

No but like to try all kind of food. In fact was averse to coconut so far but heard crabs are safest to cook with it, so tried and it worked.
See the maid does jhadu pocha bartan only, wife says if she takes up laundry as well without pay increment, I am allowed to marry her. Maid has asked for time to think over it as it's a big decision for her(the laundry one).

 

[Levina]

No but like to try all kind of food. In fact was averse to coconut so far but heard crabs are safest to cook with it, so tried and it worked.
See the maid does jhadu pocha bartan only, wife says if she takes up laundry as well without pay increment, I am allowed to marry her. Maid has asked for time to think over it as it's a big decision for her(the laundry one).

do you want a maid or a wife???

Itni pittayi hogi that you will never come up with such jokes again.

 

[ACE OF THE AIR]

Okay chipmunk then.

Btw does it mean that I am the "big fat lady of Tom n Jerry"???
Lol

Not exactly "big fat" but 'aged and stylish' lady according to your latest DP.

 

[VCheng]

do you want a maid or a wife?

Many here wouldn't know the difference.

 

[ACE OF THE AIR]

do you want a maid or a wife???

Normally Indian (South Asia) Brides are both.

 

[VCheng]

Does that mean an omelette that can kill???

Something like this?

 

[XenoEnsi-14]

Something like this?

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No bell peppers?! Onions, cheddar cheese, potatoes, italian seasoning? Tomatoes? And that omelette is soo thin it looks like a poor starving marvin....

I'll take four of these. Steak and shrimp included..

Im a absolute noob in cooking, im probably gonna die first in a Zombie Apocalypse.

I am in the same boat !

I think I'd make my base of operations the nearest abandoned departmental store so that I am well stocked during a Zombie Apocalypse !

Since I know how to cook you can work for me. Disaster prevented

Okay.. that cake I had baked..I ate almost half of it.. And now I'm feeling a little nauseous...Something's not right..

That could mean two things...

1. You are not a Butt or related to @Armstrong or me.
2. The cake may have been under cooked.

I'm betting on #1, you may want to cut down the portions to 1/4 of a cake in one sitting instead of half of it in one sitting.

 

[FairAndUnbiased]

Chinese barbeque, spicy foods, stews, soups and porridge. I love cooking. A girl rejected my cooking once, so I rejected her.

 

[nForce]

I'm going to cook Butter Chicken today. Let's see how it goes.

 

[Moon]

I'm going to cook Butter Chicken today. Let's see how it goes.

Try and add a pinch of cyanide, I'm sure you won't regret it

 

[nForce]

Try and add a pinch of cyanide, I'm sure you won't regret it

Hahaha...Whenever I cook, I want my friends to taste as well