A slow agonizing death is what you will get.
My good friend Awtar took me to a North Indian resto couple of months back. He recommended the Lamb Curry with the garlic nan, it was served with basmati rice. That was the first time I ever had Indian style lamb curry and its definitely one of my favorite dishes. The good thing about that resto is that they have large servings...
You should be able to find some in any Indian/ Bangladeshi restaurant or sweet shops in the US, its one of the most common dessert.
I'm going to have to try this one next time.
You know what I like? The bag of chips they serve in Indian restaurants...they're really hot thin chips. The name of which alludes me now. But yea, best to have some yogurt or glass of milk around. Talk about hot!