Ha ha ha... I don't think ISPR can afford my services [just kidding].
But in all honesty, I think they've set standards pretty low - which explains the crappy music they approve & the lack of new footage used.
The ISPR (Online) Souvenir Shop is weak.
https://www.ispr.gov.pk/products.php
You know the bar has been set pretty low when you have musicians like Sahir Ali Bagga performing for the PAF.
Proof a talentless singer (left) gets to meet our Hero Sqn Ldr Hassan Siddiqui
Aisa zulm na kar yaar, Redbubble Delivers all over the World, except...:
https://help.redbubble.com/hc/en-us/articles/206705143
The thought has crossed my mind a number of times & I have some great ideas for T-Shirts, Polos, Hoddies etc. I even have a design for the website in my mind. Sadly, it costs a lot to produce this stuff & the UAE doesn't allow one to run a business online without getting an approval which costs money too.
The other thing is that other than some of us on PDF, the common Pakistani doesn't really care to search for this stuff online. They're all happy with their Pakistan Cricket replica jerseys.