SMS Thread!!

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Height of Misunderstanding Biwi Ghusay me: Mera Jeena Haram H0 gaya hai. Main Yeh Ghar chor k Ja rahi hun" Husband: "Jan Choro! Khuda k wastay". Biwi wapas atay huay: "1 To ap ki Adat Boht Buri hai. Hamesha Jaan keh k aur Khuda K wastey De k rok letey hain...

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Son to dad: car ki chabi day dain college main function hai dad: q?
Son: 10 lac ki car main jaon ga tou roab paray ga
dad: yeh lo 10 rupay 48 lac ki bus main jao zaida roab paray ga :p

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Sardar ji at Microsoft for a interview. Intrvwr:which are the four versions of Java?. Sardar ji: Marr Java, Mitt Java, Lutt Java, te Sadkay Java. .

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Teacher to Sardar:
Koi aisa jumLa bnao jis me "magar" 2 dafa istamaL hua ho..
Sardar:
"Wo mery agy chaL rhi thi or me us k magar magar..

 

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A MAN got Taweez to control his wife.
After 1 month he reports to Peer.. "No change in wife but neighbor's wife is in control"
Peer: Its called "side effect".

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A Swet Story.
Once a grl askd a boy
Y we hav units 2 measure Weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc. But nothng 2 measure Luv, Trust, Frndship. Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
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Dekh janu enj chawlan na mar main date tay aya wa physics da paper dain nae.

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1 aurat Coma men chali gai
shohar murda samjh kar dafnanay chala
Rastay men janaza khambay se takraya to aurat ko hosh aa gaya
1 haftay baad aurat mar gai.
Sub log kalma parhtay hovay ja rahe thay
Lekin shohar ki zuban pe 1 he baat thi
"Khamba wekh k mera veer Khamba wekh k"

 

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Ek Beemar fauji officer se uski biwi boli: Tum iss baar kisi janwaro k doctor ko dikhao, tubhi ap theek hon gey.

Husband: Woh kyon?

Biwi: Roz subha Murghey ki tarah jaldi uth jatey ho, Ghorey ki tarah bhag ke office jatey ho, Ghadey ki tarah din bhar kaam karte ho, Lomri ki tarhan idar udhar se information letey daity ho, Bandar ki tarah boss k ishare par nachtey ho, Ghar aakar family per kuttey ki tarah bhonktey ho, Aur phir rat ko Bhainsey ki tarah behosh so jaty ho.

Insano ka doctor tumhein kiya khaak theek kar paye ga!!

 

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POLICE:-DOUBLE swari par pabndi he Or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho?
Student: (preshani se piche dekhty huay):
Oay chawlo! 5wa kithy sutt aye O?Roti te uny khuwani C

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Aslamualakum!
Its a True Story..
02 khawateen ko 20 saal ki saza mili,
20 sal ek sath jail me guzarne k bad jab dono riha hui to dono ne muskuratey huey kaha:
"Chalo ab baqi batein ghar pohnch kar karte hen".
Moral: Silent Ladies can never live nor Grow & neither survive

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Sardar & his
wife went 4
Divorce
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Judge
U have 3 kids
How will u divide them ?
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Sardar & sardarni talked for 5 mints
&
said
Ok sir g
We wil come next year
:-D

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Teacher: Koi story sunao with Moral
Pathan:1Din Hm un k Gahr gya Wo Soay huay thy
Phir 1Din wo Hmary Ghar Aye Hm Soay huay thy
MORAL:
Jesa krogy Wesa Bharogy.

 

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For Faujis only:

Diff b/w INF & ARTY questions.
INF:
What is ur name?
(10 Marks)

ARTY:
What is ur name & its origin,Give relations &applied aspects along with its logical significance.Also explain with da help of graph. It's upper & lower limits.
(1.5 Marks)


Geo Topchio !

 

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Saalon baad himmat kar k usy bola tha
"I £ov U"
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WO HANS KAR BOLI
"LALA ZAMA ENGLISH NA RAZE ZMA PAKHTON DE"

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Vena Malik Ne Class Me Bachon Se Pucha?
Mere Marny K Baad Meri Qabar Pe Kia Likha Hoga?
Last Seat Pe Betha Bacha Bola
Mohtarma Pehli Bar Akeli So Rhi Hai.!!

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Train was over crowded. Asma Jahangir had made her female puppy sit on the seat next to her.
A soldier requested her to move the puppy from the seat.
Asma Jahangir: "You Army men are always cruel. Can't you see my puppy is so little."
Soldier: "Please, lady I'm very tired."
She said angrily: "No."
Soldier picked up the puppy & threw it out of window...
Old man sitting on next seat said:
"You army men are all stupid. You threw out the wrong ******."

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Agar Govt. Double savari ki jaga kapry pehanny par pabandi laga de to khudkash hamly roky ja sakty hain.
Qaum ki 1
hamdard beti
''Veena malik''

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

For Faujis only:

Diff b/w INF & ARTY questions.
INF:
What is ur name?
(10 Marks)

ARTY:
What is ur name & its origin,Give relations &applied aspects along with its logical significance.Also explain with da help of graph. It's upper & lower limits.
(1.5 Marks)


Geo Topchio !

strong dislike!

 

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strong dislike!

Kya hogya janab?

 

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Kehta tha mujh ko FAUJ mien bharti na krwao Maa,
Ab meray baghair Eid kesay manao gi Maa,
Sub k baitay jb aein gay eid parh k,
Tum darwazay main khari takti reh jao gi Maa,
Sewayyan jab baantney lago gi muhalay main,
Tumhari palak anson sy bheeg jaye gi Maa,
Sham tk be jb na puhanch paon ga ghar,
Teray dil ki dharkan jesay ruk c jaye gi Maa,
Eid parh k jb wapis aon ga duty py,
Tasali ye dil ko de k so jaon ga MAA,Eid ka kya hai aglay saal phir aa jaaye gi Maaan...!
"PAK FORCES"ZINDABAD

Reminds one, of what a great gift from God, a mother is

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

Kya hogya janab?

I am filing my official disapproval.


not only i can spell my name, i can recite the alphabet backwards

 

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Promotion Policy in Pakistan
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People Who Do Lot Of Work...Make Lot Of Mistakes.
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People Who Do Less Work...Make Less Mistakes.
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People Who Do No Work...Make No Mistakes,
And People Who Make No Mistakes,
Deserve Promotion:
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Written on an Inquiry counter:
"Please be patient -
Even a toilet can handle only one *** hole at a time.
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1 Admi k pas 15 inch ka chota sa Ghora tha
Dost: Ye kahan se lya
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Admi: Pahar k pas 1 Baba hy us se jo mango deta hy
Lekin wo oncha sunta hy
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Dost: Baba G mujhy heery ki bori do
Baba ne kuch parha to bori aagai
Wo ly k jb neechy aya to us me kheery thy
Usny Dost ko btaya k meny to heery mangy thy mgr ye to kheery hen
Dost ne jwab dya: Tumhy btaya tha k Baba oncha sunta hy
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Ab tujhy kya lagta hy k meny 15 inch ka GHORA manga tha ?
pogo pogo pogo?
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Larkay Ne Larki Ko I Luv U Kaha,
Larki Ne Usay Ek ZorDaaar Thappar Mara aur Kaha
"Kia Bola" ?
Larka (Rotey Huwe)
"Behen Jab Suna Nahi To Maara Kyun" ?

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While doing search of Filmstar Meera at Karachi airport
Police found "Always" in her bag and asked: What is this??
Guess what Meera Replied
"I PAD"

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Memon's wife:
How soon will you get 2nd marrige if i die.
He smiled & replied
Since im Memon... I would prefer ...
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Soyem with Valima"
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[Abu Zolfiqar]

Promotion Policy in Pakistan
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People Who Do Lot Of Work...Make Lot Of Mistakes.
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People Who Do Less Work...Make Less Mistakes.
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People Who Do No Work...Make No Mistakes,
And People Who Make No Mistakes,
Deserve Promotion:

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Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.

 

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Train was over crowded. Asma Jahangir had made her female puppy sit on the seat next to her.
A soldier requested her to move the puppy from the seat.
Asma Jahangir: "You Army men are always cruel. Can't you see my puppy is so little."
Soldier: "Please, lady I'm very tired."
She said angrily: "No."
Soldier picked up the puppy & threw it out of window...
Old man sitting on next seat said:
"You army men are all stupid. You threw out the wrong ******."

Great one! Thanks for the laugh Mr.X

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

no correction....some Mullah would throw out the puppy but then the lady would blame the soldier

 

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no correction....some Mullah would throw out the puppy but then the lady would blame the soldier

AZ bhai.. I remember a picture joke "Rehman Malik k ghar beta hua, Taliban ne zema dari qabool kerli"
Same way, Asma Jhangeer ko bukhar charh gya, General Kiyani to blame.