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[H2O3C4Nitrogen]

nice romantic song
YouTube - Sadiyaan



YouTube - Lakeer - Shehzade

Miss Huda you seem quite Romantic as normally teachers dont have such taste or they do have it but donot expose it

 

[Hyde]

I think its getting interesting and we can go for long discussion on Zaki vs SURB

ub aap bazid haein keh MEIN NA MANO to humm kia karien.....

Jee jee - hum samaghte hain - baal ki khaal nikalna koi aap se seekhay

Darya mein reh kurr magarmuch sae baer to nahe dall sakte na.........orr aap to hein be baba magarmuch to aap ka adab lazmi hae whatever mein....warna koi oor hota to hum dekh latee.

Angoor khatay hain

iss ka mein jawab pehle hee de chukka hon.....aap ke sohbat mein Chacha or baba subh hee ko jan jaon ga.....

Jee Zaror - Hamari sohbat main raho ge to Kanware bhi nahi raho ge bas apne aap ko Allah ki rah main sapurd karne ke baad hamare deray par chakkar laga lena - Hum aap ki family se khud baat kar ke aap ki achi si jaga per shaadi karwa dain ge aur phir - Baba Hakeem Murshad Maulana Toofan Naqshabandi ke 5000 saal poorani Khandani Nuskhay ki jari bootiyoun se tayyar ki hoe 1 Puri ka asar dekhiye. agar Allah ne chaha to Beta paida ho ga

Aap jo kahein gae hum burra samagh kurr surr tasleem e kham kar dein ge.......or boliye.Kuch orr hustyoon ka bhe zikar kurr dalyee aaj....jin ke mein paon ke khak bhe nahe.

Jee zaror - hum ne yeh pehle hi bhanp liya thaa ke aap jis zamane ki urdu bol rahay ho "Sar tasleem e kham" aap zaror Kafaron ke zamane se pehle ke baasi ho. Abhi hum aur logon ke naam le kar aap ki izzat ko Chaar chaand to laga sakte hain par phir humain hadsha hai ke log aap ki umar ka andaza laga kar shayad aap se door bhagna shoroh ho jayen aur Whatever thread ke dosre members ye jaan kar darr jayen ge ke mujhe lagta hai ke Aap Samri Jadugar ke ustad-e-Muhtaram (Laanti) ke haan bhi 2-4 chakkar laga chuke ho ge kyounke mujhe yeh sar tasleem kham honay ka rewaj usi ke mureedon ki chaal chalan lag rahi hai (joking).

Na na hurr nukar purr OT nahe bun suktaa ,aap jase baba sae aise baat ke tawaqu nahe the
Orr hum un marizoon ko dawai dete hein jin purr asar bhe karee aap purr to sirf dua asar karte hae....

Good joke............ oh bhai aaj kal to bacha bacha Medical ka student hai. Aaj kal bacha bacha Surgeon ban raha hai. Aur meray nazdeek woh hakeem jo aadmi ki nabz pakar kar bemari bata detay thay woh aajke medical doctors se kahin oonchay doctor thay jinhain 50 test karne ke baad bhi asal bemari ka pata nahi chalta. Main un Hakeemon ki baad kar raha thaa jo Tibb aur Hikmat ki taleem main Awwal number per thay.

lugta hae aap ka kisse doctor sae pala nahe purra ......G G hazart hakeemoon sae jo mutasir hein,Tabeeb or jurrah kae pas kia karin ge.

Bhai abhi tumne hakeem dekhay hi kahan hain. Aik hamare ilaqe main Hakeem saab hain unka naam hai "Daku Pehalwan" aur shayad wo duniya ke sab se patle insaan hain. Unke pas log jate hain aur Hadiyoun ka aisa doctor hai ke medical science main log jo ilaaj 50 tests ke baad operation main karwate hain woh apni dokaan per baith ke minutes main kar daalta hai. Main aajki THAKI hoe Medical science ki baat nahi kar raha - main to Qudrat ki un Jari bootiyoun aur Ilm ki baat kar raha hon jo usne apni Rehmat se logon par nawaza aur sirf chand lagon ko ataa howa hai. Yeh Medical shedical to fazool kaam hai - kuch aisa karo jo thora unique ho. Surgeon se acha hai Majj ka doodh choya karo - Sehat shehat bani rahay gi

Aap shayad jante nahe ke humare koom ka iman Allah sae udh giya hae .....tundrust ho gayein to doctor acha ....phoot ho gaein to doctor zalim......Hum kia cheez hein bachane walle Allah ke zaat hein...Jan lena bhe uss ke kudrat hae.....purr humare liye to katra rehta hee hae na.

Bilkul is baat se main poori tara agree karta hon - aur koi behas nahi kar sakta

Agar banda theek ho jaye to - doctor acha thaa - agar marr jaye to Doctor bura - yah phir Allah ki yehi marzi thee - agar koi theek ho to kisi ko Allah yaad hi nahi aata - bas museebat main hi aata hai aur wo bhi sara credit doctor hi le jaata hai.

Sukriyaa jiss ka kam usse ko saghe.

sutta

Hum pe allah ka wase he karam hae......orr uper sae walid sahib nae doctory bhe purhwa dee hae .....bhoka to nahe maroon ga.

Bhai Sata nahi is ko business kehte hain - satta to woh hai jis ko Islam main Haram Karar diya aur uska pata nahi hota - bas qismat per chalta hai

Lakin yeh business ki tarah hai aur Shariat ne is main gunjaish rakhi hai - Stock Exchange main 2 tara ka business hota hai - aik halal aur dosra haram - aap ko pata hona chahiye ke aap kya kar rahay hain.

Yeh isi tarah hi hai ke aap 2 shops kholo - 1 book store aur dosri Off-Licence Sharab ki dokan. 1 Halal hai dosri Haram

 

[S.U.R.B.]

I think its getting interesting and we can go for long discussion on Zaki vs SURB

well i don't think so...is it?
Do you want it to be Zaki vs S.U.R.B.I am just kind of busy ,but if you really do ...we have it your way.

Jee jee - hum samaghte hain - baal ki khaal nikalna koi aap se seekhay

aap phir bhool gye .....baba hum surgeon bun rahe hein.....ub kia yadasht kee liye bhe jurri botte mangee ge.

Angoor khatay hain

orr kuch logon ko izat rass nahe atte.

Jee Zaror - Hamari sohbat main raho ge to Kanware bhi nahi raho ge bas apne aap ko Allah ki rah main sapurd karne ke baad hamare deray par chakkar laga lena - Hum aap ki family se khud baat kar ke aap ki achi si jaga per shaadi karwa dain ge aur phir - Baba Hakeem Murshad Maulana Toofan Naqshabandi ke 5000 saal poorani Khandani Nuskhay ki jari bootiyoun se tayyar ki hoe 1 Puri ka asar dekhiye. agar Allah ne chaha to Beta paida ho ga

yakeen ganiyee mein nae shaadi kee bad purhna munasib nahe samgha.

jinhoon nae peda kia hae wo shaadi bhe karwa dein gae.Aap upne shaadi haal ka number de dein ...mere aik dosst nae kurwane hae 3 saal baad ......acha hae doo bulke teen loogon ka bhala ho gae ga.

Jee zaror - hum ne yeh pehle hi bhanp liya thaa ke aap jis zamane ki urdu bol rahay ho "Sar tasleem e kham" aap zaror Kafaron ke zamane se pehle ke baasi ho. Abhi hum aur logon ke naam le kar aap ki izzat ko Chaar chaand to laga sakte hain par phir humain hadsha hai ke log aap ki umar ka andaza laga kar shayad aap se door bhagna shoroh ho jayen aur Whatever thread ke dosre members ye jaan kar darr jayen ge ke mujhe lagta hai ke Aap Samri Jadugar ke ustad-e-Muhtaram (Laanti) ke haan bhi 2-4 chakkar laga chuke ho ge kyounke mujhe yeh sar tasleem kham honay ka rewaj usi ke mureedon ki chaal chalan lag rahi hai (joking).

arre baba gee pata nahe kia bool rahe hein.......gane doo jin chezoon ka pata nahe itni choti see umar mein un ka jawab kia dena.....jane kin zamano ke baat kurr rahe hae.Hum sae nojwan bun kurr baat kia karein na.

kuch orr bhe bataye na laanti uncle ke barre mein aap kase gante hein.

Good joke............ oh bhai aaj kal to bacha bacha Medical ka student hai. Aaj kal bacha bacha Surgeon ban raha hai. Aur meray nazdeek woh hakeem jo aadmi ki nabz pakar kar bemari bata detay thay woh aajke medical doctors se kahin oonchay doctor thay jinhain 50 test karne ke baad bhi asal bemari ka pata nahi chalta. Main un Hakeemon ki baad kar raha thaa jo Tibb aur Hikmat ki taleem main Awwal number per thay.

this one infact better than mine.

acha G G

kubhi apne nabaz bhe check ke haee aap nee.

for poetry lover....a desi type poetry

sadhe kodhe utte aya hakeem tara chund
sahdee nabaz tee wekhoo chulde ae ke bund
hakeem sabh aakhiya murghe na khaween
mee tee kha lye hakeem gee bukree thee tung.

Bhai abhi tumne hakeem dekhay hi kahan hain. Aik hamare ilaqe main Hakeem saab hain unka naam hai "Daku Pehalwan" aur shayad wo duniya ke sab se patle insaan hain. Unke pas log jate hain aur Hadiyoun ka aisa doctor hai ke medical science main log jo ilaaj 50 tests ke baad operation main karwate hain woh apni dokaan per baith ke minutes main kar daalta hai. Main aajki THAKI hoe Medical science ki baat nahi kar raha - main to Qudrat ki un Jari bootiyoun aur Ilm ki baat kar raha hon jo usne apni Rehmat se logon par nawaza aur sirf chand lagon ko ataa howa hai. Yeh Medical shedical to fazool kaam hai - kuch aisa karo jo thora unique ho. Surgeon se acha hai Majj ka doodh choya karo - Sehat shehat bani rahay gi

G phir kee na bazargoon wale baat.Aap ka tagarba bolta hae...

chulo tara chund na hue daku pehlwan ho giye......hein to hakeem na

Bilkul is baat se main poori tara agree karta hon - aur koi behas nahi kar sakta

Agar banda theek ho jaye to - doctor acha thaa - agar marr jaye to Doctor bura - yah phir Allah ki yehi marzi thee - agar koi theek ho to kisi ko Allah yaad hi nahi aata - bas museebat main hi aata hai aur wo bhi sara credit doctor hi le jaata hai.

Hum to pehlee he kehte hein ......yeh allah ke ka hath hae hamare hath ke sath......orr usse Allah ke dee hue izat hae.Orr iss jahan mein jealous logon ke kami bhe nahe hae.

Bhai sattay main paisa lagana bhi aik jurrat ka kaam hai - aur is jurrat main hum ne maharat hasil ki hai. Aap bolo - paise kamane hon to mashware deta hon - Aap ki qasam nuqsaan nahi ho ga.

Bhai Sata nahi is ko business kehte hain - satta to woh hai jis ko Islam main Haram Karar diya aur uska pata nahi hota - bas qismat per chalta hai

kon see baat manon .....aap apni baat sae bohat julde phir gate hein.......

Lakin yeh business ki tarah hai aur Shariat ne is main gunjaish rakhi hai - Stock Exchange main 2 tara ka business hota hai - aik halal aur dosra haram - aap ko pata hona chahiye ke aap kya kar rahay hain.

Yeh isi tarah hi hai ke aap 2 shops kholo - 1 book store aur dosri Off-Licence Sharab ki dokan. 1 Halal hai dosri Haram

acha baba G ub dmagh mut chatiye ,phir class loon sheikh Saadi bun ke ibne batota sae....orr bhe dukh hee is jahan e karsaz mein.....

 

[S.U.R.B.]

Aag burhe log mere profile visit kar rahe hein Allah kheir kare.

Logo zara yeh zaki baba ko sambhlna mein ghana kha lon.

Baba G aag Gosh mein hein.

 

[Hyde]

well i don't think so...is it?
Do you want it to be Zaki vs S.U.R.B.I am just kind of busy ,but if you really do ...we have it your way.

No i was just saying ke 2 pages ho gayi and its going good so far - its funny

aap phir bhool gye .....baba hum surgeon bun rahe hein.....ub kia yadasht kee liye bhe jurri botte mangee ge.

Yaad hai Hakeem Chacha - Aap nayay zamane ke surgeon ho - woh shayr to suna hi ho ga

Tu ki jaanay poliyay Majjay
Anaar Kali diyan Shana(n)

orr kuch logon ko izat rass nahe atte.

That was rude - showing visible signs of your penetration

yakeen ganiyee mein nae shaadi kee bad purhna munasib nahe samgha.

Matlub aap ki shaadi ho chuki hai - ? Koi baat nahi bhai - Agar koi medical problem ho to to aap ko Maulana Saab ke 5000 saal poranay khandani nuskhay ka bata diya hai. PM main rabta kar ke dekhain - Allah jaldi hi Apni Rehmat se aap ko Nawazay ga Insha'Allah

jinhoon nae peda kia hae wo shaadi bhe karwa dein gae.Aap upne shaadi haal ka number de dein ...mere aik dosst nae kurwane hae 3 saal baad ......acha hae doo bulke teen loogon ka bhala ho gae ga.

Matlub kya nahi hoe? - ya dosri shadi ke chakron main ho Chalo bhai - agar koi tip ship chahiye ho tu Buzurgon ko zaror yaad karna. Ab shayad isi kaam ke rah gaye hain hum

arre baba gee pata nahe kia bool rahe hein.......gane doo jin chezoon ka pata nahe itni choti see umar mein un ka jawab kia dena.....jane kin zamano ke baat kurr rahe hae.Hum sae nojwan bun kurr baat kia karein na.

Another signs of your frustration - koi nai baba maaf kiya - you may quit if you have started feeling boring

kuch orr bhe bataye na laanti uncle ke barre mein aap kase gante hein.

Bas yehi janta hon ke Samri Lanti ka koi ustad bhi ho ga - Samri ki to Alif be se bhi waqif hon - uske ustad ko aap behtar jante hain kyounke Zuban to itni poorani aap hi bolte ho (Qur'an main bhi Samri Jadugar ka zikar hai if you don't know that already)

this one infact better than mine.

Thanks

acha G G

kubhi apne nabaz bhe check ke haee aap nee.

for poetry lover....a desi type poetry

sadhe kodhe utte aya hakeem tara chund
sahdee nabaz tee wekhoo chulde ae ke bund
hakeem sabh aakhiya murghe na khaween
mee tee kha lye hakeem gee bukree thee tung.

Bhai hamari nabz check karne ke liye Scandanavia main khoobsoorat chahray hain - humain apni nabz check karne ki zarorat hi nahi hai

G phir kee na bazargoon wale baat.Aap ka tagarba bolta hae...

chulo tara chund na hue daku pehlwan ho giye......hein to hakeem na

Ahem ahem,

Hikmat ke khilaf main 1 lafz nahi sun sakta - Wo bhi aik zamana thaa jab agar kisi ko lagti thee to log thori dair ke liye pattay jism pe rakhte thay aur araam aa jaata thaa - aaj kal to 50,000 rupees per operation kar ke bhi pata chalta hai ke doctor se ghalti ho gayi aur operation dobara karna paray ga

Hum to pehlee he kehte hein ......yeh allah ke ka hath hae hamare hath ke sath......orr usse Allah ke dee hue izat hae.Orr iss jahan mein jealous logon ke kami bhe nahe hae.

Nobody is jealous bhai - I am happy for you - I am obliged to have such a good friend like you - Who is becoming a Surgeon.

kon see baat manon .....aap apni baat sae bohat julde phir gate hein.......

acha baba G ub dmagh mut chatiye ,phir class loon sheikh Saadi bun ke ibne batota sae....orr bhe dukh hee is jahan e karsaz mein.....

Pehle baat rang main bhang naa dalne ke liye thee - aur dosri baat moqah ki munasbat se ki thee kyounke baat serious ho rahi thee

@ topic

i guess its enough for today and both of us are tired now for today

 

[S.U.R.B.]

No i was just saying ke 2 pages ho gayi and its going good so far - its funny

your choice......

Yaad hai Hakeem Chacha - Aap nayay zamane ke surgeon ho - woh shayr to suna hi ho ga

Tu ki jaanay poliyay Majjay
Anaar Kali diyan Shana(n)

yeah posted this twice i guess in video format ,once in shoiab sania thread and somewhere else as well on

That was rude - showing visible signs of your penetration

tit for tat......for me your response wasn't that humble either......respect begets respect.
Sorry baba G. mauf karna.

Matlub aap ki shaadi ho chuki hai - ? Koi baat nahi bhai - Agar koi medical problem ho to to aap ko Maulana Saab ke 5000 saal poranay khandani nuskhay ka bata diya hai. PM main rabta kar ke dekhain - Allah jaldi hi Apni Rehmat se aap ko Nawazay ga Insha'Allah

Arre mere piyare baba G mein shaadi word ke baat kar raha hon isse liye to bold kia shaadi ke lafzz(word) ko.....Shahiyad .......(chulo rehnae do) mein samgha nahe saka.

Matlub kya nahi hoe? - ya dosri shadi ke chakron main ho Chalo bhai - agar koi tip ship chahiye ho tu Buzurgon ko zaror yaad karna. Ab shayad isi kaam ke rah gaye hain hum

Again pehlee abhe hue nahe dossri ka soch loo ...I'm not that lucky as you are.Is the second one comming soon?

1-mera dost
2-dosri us ke bivi
3- tesre aap ....jin ka shaadi haal haee,business to bunne ga na aap ka....aap business wale bunde hein.

Another signs of your frustration - koi nai baba maaf kiya - you may quit if you have started feeling boring

aap ke itlla ke liye jub meghe needh ya boreiet ho ge to bol do ga....
mughe upne zamane mein rahne or agge(future mein) dekhne ka sock hae iss liye kaha tha.....aap dehree purane zamane ke loog. Aap ko yeh batein achi lugte hoon ge.

Bas yehi janta hon ke Samri Lanti ka koi ustad bhi ho ga - Samri ki to Alif be se bhi waqif hon - uske ustad ko aap behtar jante hain kyounke Zuban to itni poorani aap hi bolte ho (Qur'an main bhi Samri Jadugar ka zikar hai if you don't know that already)

Acha aag itni history kafi haee.....

aap kaa tagarba bohat hae.humare principal bhe 60 saal ke umar mein aise hee batein karte hein.

Bhai hamari nabz check karne ke liye Scandanavia main khoobsoorat chahray hain - humain apni nabz check karne ki zarorat hi nahi hai

i know i know

Ahem ahem,

Hikmat ke khilaf main 1 lafz nahi sun sakta - Wo bhi aik zamana thaa jab agar kisi ko lagti thee to log thori dair ke liye pattay jism pe rakhte thay aur araam aa jaata thaa - aaj kal to 50,000 rupees per operation kar ke bhi pata chalta hai ke doctor se ghalti ho gayi aur operation dobara karna paray ga

G G mughe pata hae aap kiss zamane sae taaluq rakhte hein......
abhe aap nae zikar kiya tha ......
app dehree science sae pehlee ke logg .....Yeh to nahe mane G ke science nae taraqi kurr lee.

Nobody is jealous bhai - I am happy for you - I am obliged to have such a good friend like you - Who is becoming a Surgeon.

thank you.

Pehle baat rang main bhang naa dalne ke liye thee - aur dosri baat moqah ki munasbat se ki thee kyounke baat serious ho rahi thee

@ topic

i guess its enough for today and both of us are tired now for today

and i won't bother you more.....enjoy your time.

han weight reduction wale baat phir kubhi sahe.

 

[S.U.R.B.]

For zaki , killbill and everyone who know me here.

 

[KillBill]

For zaki , killbill and everyone who know me here.
YouTube - Queen - Love of My Life

Thanks man...
are you a queens fan?

 

[ptldM3]

Since you guys are on the subject of music i thought i would share a smooth 80's song.

 

[Kompromat]

 

[Chappal Chor]

Back to office

 

[KillBill]

Back to office

I love coming to office. The best place on earth. This is the place where I can sit and relax and get fresh for my tasks outside the four walls

 

[KillBill]

Since you guys are on the subject of music i thought i would share a smooth 80's song.

70s and 80s are the time when people knew how to actually sing and play a guitar.

These days all stupid guys comes with crazy hairdo and just do lip syncing and lot of techno mixes....

Do you love country too?

 

[Skies]

What is the meaning of the word: jal.

I'm talking about jal the band.

 

[Chappal Chor]

What is the meaning of the word: jal.

I'm talking about jal the band.

jal in pure hindi means water. But generally people call it "Paani" in India. But jal is the correct and real hindi pronunciation.