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Well i have assisted my HOD of Surgery once with a RTA patient.His ribs were shattered and blood was accumulating in his chest,Plus he was having epistaxis(blood from nose) as well.
Plus another case of femur fracture in motorcycle accident.Orthopedic consultant told me how to reduce it(to restore normal anatomy of body after fracture displacement),i did it and applied the cast.

RTA(road traffic accident) comes usually in the hands of orthopedic surgeons.Really enjoyed the orthopedic ward because of my interest.
My HOD of orthopedic department,on number of occasion asked me to assist him in O.T.

And i really like him(Professor Amjad Ali.(T.I))...great man.

Kewl man.
If I were you, I would have thrown up :(
 
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By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" ...and be ready for China .

In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the way it is spoken there!

Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" . With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes...

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. "

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs ."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: ".....What?? "

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: " Toes ! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea. .meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts. "

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ...... ......and you do, don't you?!
 
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By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" ...and be ready for China .

In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the way it is spoken there!

Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" . With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes...

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. "

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs ."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: ".....What?? "

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: " Toes ! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea. .meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts. "

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ...... ......and you do, don't you?!
hahaha well i had figured that out right from "Morrin. Roon sirbees." :) ....


Tanjooberrymutts phor sheriing eet killbill:D
 
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hahaha well i had figured that out right from "Morrin. Roon sirbees." :) ....


Tanjooberrymutts phor sheriig eet killbill:D

He he he, but everyone is not as smart as aquarians ;)
SO the whole conversation is required :D
 
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yarr koi iche sae snikers/joggers suggest karo hiking trip kae liye nae kharednae hein.......:D

hiking mein shocks walle zyada muzza nahe kartee...

i'm just preparing to go for some shopping.
will meet at night.:cheers:
 
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yarr koi iche sae snikers/joggers suggest karo hiking trip kae liye nae kharednae hein.......:D

i'm just preparing to go for some shopping.
will meet at night.:cheers:

Oh WoW !!! I love hiking and camping a lot. We used to do very freq when all were bachelors. Now most of my friends are married ( with kids) so no more fun for us :-(

Dont forget something for mosquitos :D and the other stuffs ;) if you guys are going to get drunk and naughty ;)
 
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yarr koi iche sae snikers/joggers suggest karo hiking trip kae liye nae kharednae hein.......:D

hiking mein shocks walle zyada muzza nahe kartee...

i'm just preparing to go for some shopping.
will meet at night.:cheers:

nikes have some really good ones, pumas are sik too
 
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naa no no drunk and naughty stuff:no:

It's a college hiking trip....so female students will be there as well.

we will stay at Naran.

Other specifications yet to be decided.
 
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naa no no drunk and naughty stuff:no:

It's a college hiking trip....so female students will be there as well.

we will stay at Naran.

Other specifications yet to be decided.

:smokin:

Naari nark ka dwar hoti hai :D

So, whats your plan? You and your sweetheart going for a walk in the dark, holding hands and talking ... ? ;)
 
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naa no no drunk and naughty stuff:no:

It's a college hiking trip....so female students will be there as well.

we will stay at Naran.

Other specifications yet to be decided.

DOnt forget camera and extra cells. Capture a lot of photos and share in PM :)
 
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buddy i'm back.

yeah sure ,will keep a camera.But it's just a simple 6mega pixel :cry:

In the near future i'll buy a SLR camera and will take your advice in that matter.

So, whats your plan? You and your sweetheart going for a walk in the dark, holding hands and talking ... ?

That's extremely dangerous,440volt:lol: i'm a sharif mushraqii guy yarr.:cool:
 
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buddy i'm back.

yeah sure ,will keep a camera.But it's just a simple 6mega pixel :cry:

In the near future i'll buy a SLR camera and will take your advice in that matter.



That's extremely dangerous,440volt:lol: i'm a sharif mushraqii guy yarr.:cool:

6 megapixels are more than what you need for anything. I will reply to your DSLR PM later :)
 
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