Whatever

[Moonlight]

Aik aur requirement batana bhool gaya tha

Agar Pakistani passport hai to aap ka weight 80kg se zayada nahi hona chahiye... pehla rishta karwana hai to mushkil ho gi warna

Agar American hai to 180kg se zayada nahi hona chahiye, agar weight na ho saka to bas gaye (cow) ke wazan ke barabar tak hi allowed hai us se zayada huwa to rishta dhondhna mushkil ho ga mere liye

Not even ready.

Nahi aap pehle has lo

 

[Morse_Code]

For how many dimensions 1-d, 2-d or 3-d ?

1-d I guess

Aik aur requirement batana bhool gaya tha

Agar Pakistani passport hai to aap ka weight 80kg se zayada nahi hona chahiye... pehla rishta karwana hai to mushkil ho gi warna

Agar American hai to 180kg se zayada nahi hona chahiye, agar weight na ho saka to bas gaye (cow) ke wazan ke barabar tak hi allowed hai us se zayada huwa to rishta dhondhna mushkil ho ga mere liye

Bhai qurbaani krni hai ya shadi?

 

[PakSword]

@Farah Sohail sister now we don't even have writers, poets and journalists to write against the corruption and injustices. Just very few journalists.

We need more people like Habib Jalib & Faiz Ahmed Faiz.

That poem you just shared is one of my favorite.

جب ھم بچپن میں میچ کھیلتے تھے تو کچھ بچے پہلی گیند پر آؤٹ ہوںے پر رونا شروع کردیتے تھے کہ پہلی گیند ٹرائی تھی- لیکن ان کو امپائر سے بےعزت ہوںا پڑتا تھا- یہاں تو امپائر ہی ںے رونا شروع کردیا کہ پورا میچ ہی ٹرائی تھا اور نئے سرے سے میچ ہوگا​

@Farah Sohail

 

[Hyde]

Not even ready.

Maine to aajtak kitabon main yehi parha tha ke dosti hi dost ke kaam aate hain... par shayad wo sab jhoot tha...

kar lo yaar... aap ka kya jana hai... mera business chal jaye ga... ab mashwara de hi diya hai to help me thrive my newly started business

Take care

Bhai qurbaani krni hai ya shadi?

Pakistan main to shaadi aise hi karte hain jaise Qurbani ho rahi ho

1) daant check karao
2) Skin colour
3) Height bari hai ya choti
4) zayada moti to nahi

Etc

Zahri baat hai maine agar abhi tak ye nahi poocha ke donda hai ya chouga... matlub Shaadi hi karni hai

 

[Hell hound]

Nahi aap pehle has lo

nahi mujha pay ghusa kyu nikal rahi ho main to bus bhai @Zaki ka business chalta dekhna chah raha hon

 

[Morse_Code]

Maine to aajtak kitabon main yehi parha tha ke dosti hi dost ke kaam aate hain... par shayad wo sab jhoot tha...

kar lo yaar... aap ka kya jana hai... mera business chal jaye ga... ab mashwara de hi diya hai to help me thrive my newly started business

Take care


Pakistan main to shaadi aise hi karte hain jaise Qurbani ho rahi ho

1) daant check karao
2) Skin colour
3) Height bari hai ya choti
4) zayada moti to nahi

Etc

Zahri baat hai maine agar abhi tak ye nahi poocha ke donda hai ya chouga... matlub Shaadi hi karni hai

hhahahaha true that!

but first point was exaggerated

 

[Hyde]

hhahahaha true that!

but first point was exaggerated

I know, i was just telling opinion of fraction of the people and I shouldn't have generalised it but it is somewhat true for the whole of South Asia that people reject rishta on the basis of sich minor issues assuming the bride would not look nice with the groom or the prettier daughter in law will raise their stature around the neighbourhood ke achi biwi le ke aaye..

By the way I had heard people using terms like donda and chouga in cow markets and on the roads but never knew the meaning of it... only one or so year ago I learned it means

1) Dounda = 2 years of cow, 2 teeth usually
2) Choga = 4 years old, 4 teeth

 

[Morse_Code]

I know, i was just telling opinion of fraction of the people and I shouldn't have generalised it but it is somewhat true for the whole of South Asia that people reject rishta on the basis of sich minor issues assuming the bride would not look nice with the groom or the prettier daughter in law will raise their stature around the neighbourhood ke achi biwi le ke aaye..

By the way I had heard people using terms like donda and chouga in cow markets and on the roads but never knew the meaning of it... only one or so year ago I learned it means

1) Dounda = 2 years of cow, 2 teeth usually
2) Choga = 4 years old, 4 teeth

I knew that
unfortunately yes, it's true people judge girls on the basis of their height and face and complexion, and guys by their salary no matter what their business is...
society really needs to reform itself

 

[Moonlight]

Bhai qurbaani krni hai ya shadi?

Hahahah hain na?

جب ھم بچپن میں میچ کھیلتے تھے تو کچھ بچے پہلی گیند پر آؤٹ ہوںے پر رونا شروع کردیتے تھے کہ پہلی گیند ٹرائی تھی- لیکن ان کو امپائر سے بےعزت ہوںا پڑتا تھا- یہاں تو امپائر ہی ںے رونا شروع کردیا کہ پورا میچ ہی ٹرائی تھا اور نئے سرے سے میچ ہوگا​

@Farah Sohail

Perfect. Or is Tarah Saray umpire darte rehan ge is case ka kuch Nahi hona

Maine to aajtak kitabon main yehi parha tha ke dosti hi dost ke kaam aate hain... par shayad wo sab jhoot tha...

kar lo yaar... aap ka kya jana hai... mera business chal jaye ga... ab mashwara de hi diya hai to help me thrive my newly started business

@Morse_Code se star karo yeh business.

nahi mujha pay ghusa kyu nikal rahi ho main to bus bhai @Zaki ka business chalta dekhna chah raha hon

Pankhe Zara level main.

hhahahaha true that!

but first point was exaggerated

Well dost he dost ke kam ata hai but usually wo ak he hota hai zaida dost tough time main okat deakha dete

 

[Hell hound]

@Morse_Code se star karo yeh business.

maine to ek rishta bataya bhi hay






pls don't kill me @Morse_Code

 

[Hyde]

Well dost he dost ke kam ata hai but usually wo ak he hota hai zaida dost tough time main okat deakha dete

In another words you are saying ke aap kisi kaam ki nahi... no problem

Waise technically 1 rishta karwane main I played a greater role but obviously the most credit goes to my mom for that

There was a groom, he married and divorced after few months, married again and had a baby girl, later divorced for some reason, married for the third time and divorced again

There is a bride, who married with that man and had a baby (that man's second marriage), then she was divorced, she also married thrice and had divorce

The girl belonged to really poor family and it was painful for my mom to see her baby girl without her father...

So one day she called her and asked why don't she marry her first husband from whom she had a baby? She agreed in the first breath

Then she called a groom and asked the same questiom that why don't you marry your second wife from whom you had a only baby?

And he agreed too... The hard task came that the groom's family didn't agree and me and my mama had to visit their house and they came to our house for few times and then they all decided that they will come to our home and do Nikah and take the bride... no money will be spent from either side and it will be very simple procession and the girl's father said he is poor and can't afford to marry his daughter again so when the groom's family will come, he will happily serve tea and biscuits, consider it the waleema something... lol

So with about 150 rupees of investment and witnesses including me, the marriage took place within an hour.

There was of course some more investment from my pocket for dropping them to the groom's house after Nikah and when we had to go to their house for negotiation, so add another 100 rupees or so... and thats probabaly world's cheapest marriage for under 3 dollars

 

[Hell hound]

In another words you are saying ke aap kisi kaam ki nahi... no problem

Waise technically 1 rishta karwane main I played a greater role but obviously the most credit goes to my mom for that

There was a groom, he married and divorced after few months, married again and had a baby girl, later divorced for some reason, married for the third time and divorced again

There is a bride, who married with that man and had a baby (that man's second marriage), then she was divorced, she also married thrice and had divorce

The girl belonged to really poor family and it was painful for my mom to see her baby girl without her father...

So one day she called her and asked why don't she marry her first husband from whom she had a baby? She agreed in the first breath

Then she called a groon and asked the same questiom that why don't you marry your second wife from whom you had a only baby?

And he was agreed to... The hard task came that the groom's family didn't agree and me and my mama had to visit their house and they came to our house for few times and then they all decided that they will come to our home and do Nikah and take the bride... no money will be spent from either side and it will be very simple procession and the girl's father said he is poor and can't afford to marry his daughter again so when the man's family will come, he will happily serve tea and biscuits, consider it the waleema something... lol

So with about 150 rupees of investment and witnesses including me, the marriage took olace within an hour.

There was of course some moee investment from my pocket for dropping them to the groom's house after Nikah and when we had to go to their house for negotiation, so add another 100 rupees or so... and thats probabaly world's cheapest marriage for under 3 dollars

we need a salute smiley just for this deed of your mom

 

[The Sandman]

world's cheapest marriage for under 3 dollars

ye to add hii hogya ek tarha ka
but nice work

 

[VCheng]

There was a groom, he married and divorced after few months, married again and had a baby girl, later divorced for some reason, married for the third time and divorced again

There is a bride, who married with that man and had a baby (that man's second marriage), then she was divorced, she also married thrice and had divorce

The girl belonged to really poor family and it was painful for my mom to see her baby girl without her father...

So one day she called her and asked why don't she marry her first husband from whom she had a baby? She agreed in the first breath

Then she called a groom and asked the same questiom that why don't you marry your second wife from whom you had a only baby?

And he agreed too..

Great movie plot!

 

[Hyde]

we need a salute smiley just for this deed of your mom

And no Salute to me for taking all the pressure of the male relatives of groom?

But yeah you are right in a way that once my mom convinced groom's mother who was suffering from paralysis, convincing everybody else was left to Groom's mother and his elder sister.

The groom's only brother didn't agree but the groom's mom said she wouldn't care because he was the main reason of divorce couple of years ago as he used to pump the groom and mother for divorce and one of his sister also said she will not participate in the wedding but will try to accept later after convincing her heart... But the elder sister came along and made sure nobody would ever talk about their past and everything will be deemed as no series of divorces ever took place.

The only daughter really belonged to the same parents so they were happy that she will finally get the love of her both parents. The groom was also very poor but at least had bought some land and was building a small house on it so we all were happy for the sake of their daughter

Great movie plot!

haan agar koi meri story se movie banana chahay to i am sure kaafi chance hai hit honay ka...

it does indeed sound like a movie but its true