Whatever

[WAJsal]

Now I hope you're the size of a teddy bear ....

I am 6 foot now. Giant teddy bear.

 

[jamahir]

I am the master of my fate....I am the captain of my soul !

waah, huzoor... kya line maari hai !!

 

[JonAsad]

Jee yeh lain yeh apki aik aur pic, banda photoshop skills tau apkay chek karay!
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@JonAsad nahi yaad aey bilkul .
Jon bahi hai ko hein keu likhtay hain. *pulls hair

bhai ka style check kero bus pic mein- jab gari itni pyari hein to shakal mein kya rekha hein?-

 

[jamahir]

I cannot even post, creating thread is impossible for me atleast.

This message pop ups
Please not that you don't have permission to create a new thread unless you make 5 posts or more. After that please introduce yourself in the members introduction section.

that is strange... you should be able to create intro thread in the "members introduction" section, with format ideally taken from this thread's ( New Introductions ) op.

please try again.

May be its because i am new to this forum. I did not recieve any Confirmation email from this forum.
Is it normal ?

hmm... i don't remember if i got confirmation mail or not... have you changed pdf mail settings for your account??

 

[ACE OF THE AIR]

Local pizzas are not Pizzas they are naans with cheese on top..... I love to bake, and have learnt from an Italian what real pizzas are.
There are a few Italian places I will send your their names, please re-educate yourself cheese chicken naan eating Butt saab
I will try Jalal sons soon

Which ever Pizza it may be it all comes out to be our desi roti per salan...

Nothing beats the Italian Pizza though...

 

[Shamain]

bhai ka style check kero bus pic mein- jab gari itni pyari hein to shakal mein kya rekha hein?-

Heinnnnnnnnn!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Haiiiiiiii likhain naaaaa 'hein' nahiiiiii. Samjhay jonn bahiiiiiii.

Ji pose tau qayamat tha. Gaari ki number plate pata nahi keu ulti parh rahee theee.

 

[saurav]

 

[JonAsad]

Heinnnnnnnnn!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Haiiiiiiii likhain naaaaa 'hein' nahiiiiii. Samjhay jonn bahiiiiiii.

meray hein likhnay per apko kya masla hein?- is say sentence ka matlab to nai badal jata hein- tumko b samajh ajati hein- sab ko ajati hein-

Ji pose tau qayamat tha. Gaari ki number plate pata nahi keu ulti parh rahee theee.

meray pas or b gari hein check kero-

yh mere Ferrari check kero- Ferrari bani hi meray liye hein-

or yh mere Bugatti- is pic mein fair and lovely laga k thora nikhaar agaya- tum bus gari per nazar rekho-

 

[ACE OF THE AIR]

@levina ...

Teacher ji :

bacha jamhura: Some trees are just like people. They do not want to grow up.

 

[Levina]

@levina ...

Teacher ji :
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bacha jamhura: Some trees are just like people. They do not want to grow up.
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[ACE OF THE AIR]

Thanks for making one for me.

@levina Hope you are not the lady !

 

[Shamain]

meray hein likhnay per apko kya masla hein?- is say sentence ka matlab to nai badal jata hein- tumko b samajh ajati hein- sab ko ajati hein-


meray pas or b gari hein check kero-

yh mere Ferrari check kero- Ferrari bani hi meray liye hein-

or yh mere Bugatti- is pic mein fair and lovely laga k thora nikhaar agaya- tum bus gari per nazar rekho-

Hahahahahahah, pehli wali tau mujhay bhi google may mili thee, did u see usnay windscreen kay peechay kaisay chipkai hui hai apni pic as in photohop imeanttt..

Meray pas aik aur hai will post, magr the women in that image their legs need to be covered .isleay nahi share karree thee, cuz then u guys will say tum nay roza kharab kar diya hamara. Acha yeh lein i have edited it for u

U know wat the guy photoshopped his face over a womens body buahahha.

Aur nahi hein nahi theek, hai hota hai, apko samajh keu nahi atee hein!!!!!! ????????? Gussa araha hein mujhay apki galat urdu pay.

@Aether bahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

[JonAsad]

Aur nahi hein nahi theek, hai hota hai, apko samajh keu nahi atee hein!!!!!! ????????? Gussa araha hein mujhay apki galat urdu pay.

@Aether bahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

tumharay hisab say mere urdu kharab hein?- meray hisab say mere urdu to perfect hein- -

or yh Bahiiiiii nai hota Bhai ( bay hay ki bani BH ) hota hein- Aho

 

[Shamain]

tumharay hisab say mere urdu kharab hein?- meray hisab say mere urdu to perfect hein- -

or yh Bahiiiiii nai hota Bhai ( bay hay ki bani BH ) hota hein- Aho

Nahi urdu tau achee hein magar hai kai ispelling galat hein.

Agar may bahi bol loon tau kya hojaey ga mujhay na mana karain iwill start crying (dramay baazi may )
So lets all spell it Bahiiiii - ahoo kar kay

Bas mujhay bhai walay ispelling burray lugtay hain.

Apk ka khayal hein meri baat theek hein. Jon bahi hein nahi hai.
Acha jon bahi aik batain if udont mind, ummmm aap apni wife kay samnay bhi itnay funny hotay hain? Phir tau it must be fun for her. There is someone so funny around u.

 

[Hyde]

I guess if we really want to see our culture being preserved to perfection, it's from other side of the border in Indian Punjab and their Punjabi film industry (does not apply to non-Punjabi parts of Pakistan)