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Once there was a hungry k'utta
He stole a piece of boti from Chacha Dinu shop
Then he durki lai &
reach on the bridge of the naala
He saw another k'utta in water with boti
His thoughts were Kuttian Aali
He maari jo chhaal wich tay he lost his own boti

Moral: Kuttian aali socho gay tay Kuttian aali howay gi!
 
Thank you Brigadier, btw meri promotion ho gai aur mujhe pta hi nahi chala? :confused:


Twadi postingaan Pakistan de harr sehr wich hue se na, tajarba zayada see, unhan ne gernull bana ditta. Isse jadon de peida hoye Islamabad ich ae phasse raye, koi zayada jaga posting nai hoye, retirement lein da soche da kadi kadi te.:alcoholic:
 
Twadi postingaan Pakistan de harr sehr wich hue se na, tajarba zayada see, unhan ne gernull bana ditta. Isse jadon de peida hoye Islamabad ich ae phasse raye, koi zayada jaga posting nai hoye, retirement lein da soche da kadi kadi te.:alcoholic:

Retirenment tey varey wich mein vi sochaya si jadon mein vi Colonol ya Brigdier si... dosri afwaj tey bandeya nein tey sadi bandian ne zalil kiti ki. :angry:
bass wo shukr hegay seniors da mein bach gya :D
 
Thankyou PDF. I am sitting at home bored without been able to go out after a minor procedure and PDF has kept me occupied.
 
Catwoman Punjabi SMS
E-mailPrintPDF
Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
Send=satto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo
ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa e mukao
 
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'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagan?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'Four month's vacation and five good leads.'
 

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