Afghan pilot using HAL druv
Pilot: What is happening? Why is the fuel indicator going red? Why just filled up the tank.
Co-pilot: No idea. The Indian instructors never mentioned anything about it.
Pilot: man. This is what happens when U buy stuffs from India. Our lives have no value to the gov.
Co-pilot: wait let be contact with ground station. Indian instructors are there.
Ground station
Indian instructors at the GS: hello. Chanakya 1 here.
Co-pilot: this is flight 001 to chanakya 1. (mummering about what the hell is chanakya). Our fuel indicator is going red and we are loosing altitude fast. Just a minute ago it was showing full load.
Indians: Did you covered the fuel tank with our DRDO made special leakage-proof casis? 3 casis come along with 1 helicopter.
Co-pilot: What casis? We didn't recieve any casis. What is going on here? Why would U need leak-proof casis to enclose fuel tanks? What kind of heli is this?
Indians: U would need the special casis as the fuel tanks made by DRDO's Indian contractors have constant leaking problem. What can we do? Its pretty advance engineering to make fuel tanks u know? For IA's Druv, we only use specially ordered chinese fuel tanks to aviod the leakage problem. U guys didn't ask for chinese ones, so don't blame us.
Co-pilot: Advance engineering my foot. One wonders why we bothered with your junk.
Indians: hey bro. Why get angry. All the on board equipments are chinese made and hence working fine. U should thank us that we installed chinese systems on board under your request.
Co-pilot: Stop your blabbering and tell us how to solve the situation.
DRDO didn't give the casis but rather sold it scrape metal to earn some box
One Indian to another: What can be the problem? They should get the casis no?
Indian: 001 please try to abort mission and jump out using the built in parachute given with the suit. U don't have to worry. Those are british made and hence no chances of malfunction.
The pilots safely land with the ejection suit abondoning the HAL druv.
10 years later
Future Afghan cadets grow up learning the consequences to buying Indian tech and subsequent gov don't even comprehend imagining buying anything Indian under pressure from the military and masses. Now they developed higher than himalaya & deeper than marina trench relations with China, PAK and Iran.