WAGAH

[RAMPAGE]

Left to me, I would pry those brain-dead dodos in the Culture Ministry away from their pictures of the JF17 labelled Tejas, and get them to make an ampitheatre on the Indian side, on, say, the left side of the road, and hold a dance performance from different parts of India by turn every evening after sundown, followed by music. Position the ampitheatre so that the Pakistanis can sit on their side and watch.

In approximately three and a half minutes, they will follow suit.

THAT'S when we hit them for six. Build another structure on the right side of the road, and show a theatrical performance - again from different parts of India - daily.

Game, set and match.

Oh no question about that. I've been trying to play the Goldberg Variations on my extremely choked bandwidth, and am just ready to kill myself. Poor @hinduguy , OTOH, is still trying to decide whether to be Animal, Vegetable or Mineral. He has some tough choices.

Listening to it right now. Apparently my ISP (Pakistan's largest) can't maintain its backup and I'm often left without any internet connection so I've got all of my favourite Bach's pieces downloaded. VCs, Cello suites, partitas and goldberg variations. Will download the Brandenburg concertos soon.

Oh no question about that.

About what, Sir?

 

[Nilgiri]

Left to me, I would pry those brain-dead dodos in the Culture Ministry away from their pictures of the JF17 labelled Tejas, and get them to make an ampitheatre on the Indian side, on, say, the left side of the road, and hold a dance performance from different parts of India by turn every evening after sundown, followed by music. Position the ampitheatre so that the Pakistanis can sit on their side and watch.

In approximately three and a half minutes, they will follow suit.

THAT'S when we hit them for six. Build another structure on the right side of the road, and show a theatrical performance - again from different parts of India - daily.

Game, set and match.

I would pay good money to see that haha.

I think a bhangra danceoff between the border guards is required. I have been hearing a lot of smack talking about who is better hehe.

 

[adil_minhas]

@RAMPAGE @Nilgiri

I did not understand Joe Shearer's joke. Could one of you fine gents please explain?

 

[Nilgiri]

@RAMPAGE @Nilgiri

I did not understand Joe Shearer's joke. Could one of you fine gents please explain?

He is proposing some sort of amphitheatre complex competition and see which side gets the most interest from the aam admi of both sides.

 

[Joe Shearer]

He is proposing some sort of amphitheatre complex competition and see which side gets the most interest from the aam admi of both sides.

Exactly. Whom were you saying that to?

 

[RAMPAGE]

@RAMPAGE @Nilgiri

I did not understand Joe Shearer's joke. Could one of you fine gents please explain?

He's referring to Pakistan's tendency (in his opinion) to match every move made by India.

 

[adil_minhas]

He's referring to Pakistan's tendency (in his opinion) to match every move made by India.

I got the part about copying us. We dance, you dance. We do dramas (on other side of road), then why game set and match? That's the part I did not get.

 

[livingdead]

He's referring to Pakistan's tendency (in his opinion) to match every move made by India.

I was thinking more of a complex where women can buy clothes and jewellry and which has got food court where you can sample ethnic foods of all over india and pakistan...
we can also draw a line (call it LoC) inside the building so that naughty people like @Spring Onion can cross it and take picture with one feet in India and other in pak.
much better experience than sitting in sun with flags and chanting pakistan zindabad/bharat mata ki jai..

 

[RAMPAGE]

I got the part about copying us. We dance, you dance. We do dramas (on other side of road), then why game set and match? That's the part I did not get.

Voila - Mission accomplished

Kia hogia hai bha?

I was thinking more of a complex where women can buy clothes and jewellry and which has got food court where you can sample ethnic foods of all over india and pakistan...
we can also draw a line (call it LoC) inside the building so that naughty people like @Spring Onion can cross it and take picture with one feet in India and other in pak.
much better experience than sitting in sun with flags and chanting pakistan zindabad/bharat mata ki jai..

Now you're trying to take credit for my idea.

 

[Nilgiri]

Exactly. Whom were you saying that to?

Adil Minhas.

 

[adil_minhas]

Voila - Mission accomplished

Kia hogia hai bha?

I didn't get the joke brother still. Isme kya itna funny tha?

 

[livingdead]

Voila - Mission accomplished

Kia hogia hai bha?

Now you're trying to take credit for my idea.

its my idea now..

 

[Joe Shearer]

He's referring to Pakistan's tendency (in his opinion) to match every move made by India.

 

[RAMPAGE]

I didn't get the joke brother still. Isme kya itna funny tha?

Koi baat nahi mera bacha. Idher aa sar pai haath phairun.

Apparently your sense of humor is even worse than mine.

 

[Joe Shearer]

Listening to it right now. Apparently my ISP (Pakistan's largest) can't maintain its backup and I'm often left without any internet connection so I've got all of my favourite Bach's pieces downloaded. VCs, Cello suites, partitas and goldberg variations. Will download the Brandenburg concertos soon.

About what, Sir?

Being top tier (not my phrasing).