Valentines Day: How Pakistani parliamentarians will celebrate

[Imran Khan]

Umm yeah we do celebrate valentines day. I don't know about people living in tribal areas but in Karachi,Lahore,Isloo etc many people celebrate it and many parties are hosted.

Karachi,Lahore,Isloo ka matlab sara pakistan nhi jani


pakistan basta hai gaoon main indus vally you know jani? ok let me ask you few qes if you anser without google search i agree with you.

ajj kal kon si fasal ugai ja rahi hai?

kappas ka rate kya chal raha hai.

top main kappas ka rate kitna hoa crash hony se phly?

market main india ka seed kiyoon a gya hai itna?

or pakistani kappas kidher gai is saal sab se ziada?

kon si keery maar spray ajj kal sab se achi hai?

suger mill gany ka rate transport ke baad kitna or transport sameet kitna de rahy hai?

ager tumhy ye pata hai to un ko valentine day pata ho ga

kal apni gari nikalna or door kaheen indus ke kinary kisi dhoop main kam kerty kissan se poochna ajj kya din hai wo kahy ga hafty ka din hai bhai jan. velantine ka usy pata nhi ho ga. leken ye oper waly qes ke jawab aik mint main de ga .hahahahaha

shayed tumhy hansi ayee kya pagal admi hai ye. per my dear country men 80% pakistan basta hai gaoon qasboon main jin ke liye sab se bary qes yehi hai.or main bhi wohi ka hoon.pakistan ki wo 80% public sirf apni kheet apny faimly or apny zameenoon ke bary main soochti hai ya mehngai ke bary main.we are PAINDU velantine day hamy nhi pata.

 

[BelligerentPacifist]

tamaam falfsafe ka mamba3 maikada hii hai, hamaare Imran Khan sahab is ka subuut hai.n!

Aap ko aik sher darkhur baiThtaa hai:
jaan kar khaas-e-khaasaan-maikhaana mujhe
royaa kare.n ge muddato.n yeh jaam o paimaana mujhe

 

[Karachiite]

Karachi,Lahore,Isloo ka matlab sara pakistan nhi jani


pakistan basta hai gaoon main indus vally you know jani? ok let me ask you few qes if you anser without google search i agree with you.

ajj kal kon si fasal ugai ja rahi hai?

kappas ka rate kya chal raha hai.

top main kappas ka rate kitna hoa crash hony se phly?

market main india ka seed kiyoon a gya hai itna?

or pakistani kappas kidher gai is saal sab se ziada?

kon si keery maar spray ajj kal sab se achi hai?

suger mill gany ka rate transport ke baad kitna or transport sameet kitna de rahy hai?

ager tumhy ye pata hai to un ko valentine day pata ho ga

kal apni gari nikalna or door kaheen indus ke kinary kisi dhoop main kam kerty kissan se poochna ajj kya din hai wo kahy ga hafty ka din hai bhai jan. velantine ka usy pata nhi ho ga. leken ye oper waly qes ke jawab aik mint main de ga .hahahahaha

shayed tumhy hansi ayee kya pagal admi hai ye. per my dear country men 80% pakistan basta hai gaoon qasboon main jin ke liye sab se bary qes yehi hai.or main bhi wohi ka hoon.pakistan ki wo 80% public sirf apni kheet apny faimly or apny zameenoon ke bary main soochti hai ya mehngai ke bary main.we are PAINDU velantine day hamy nhi pata.

Ye Kappas kya hota hai????

I can't go to Indus River due to high gas prices

 

[Imran Khan]

tamaam falfsafe ka mamba3 maikada hii hai, hamaare Imran Khan sahab is ka subuut hai.n!

Aap ko aik sher darkhur baiThtaa hai:
jaan kar khaas-e-khaasaan-maikhaana mujhe
royaa kare.n ge muddato.n yeh jaam o paimaana mujhe

ab is maikady ko khatam ker ke apni bhatti banaty hai khud hi kasheed kary gay ilaachi daal ker or khud hi tazi piyeen gay.hahahahahaha

 

[Imran Khan]

Ye Kappas kya hota hai????

I can't go to Indus River due to high gas prices

o mery bhai tum kappas hi nhi janty to hum se velantine jessy mushkil lafz ki umeed na rakhna


kappas hoti hai cotton urdu main punjabi main kappa

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

ab is maikady ko khatam ker ke apni bhatti banaty hai khud hi kasheed kary gay ilaachi daal ker or khud hi tazi piyeen gay.hahahahahaha

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P.S;Its funny karachiite knows abt st.valentines day but doesnt know abt kappas.

 

[Imran Khan]

khud to hamary gher ke agy ye likh jati hai gov. or logoon ko patta tak nhi

کپاس اگاؤ ملک کو خود مختار بناؤ

or janab kissan indian seed se naraz hai ap ko pata tak nhi

 

[Imran Khan]

...
P.S;Its funny karachiite knows abt st.valentines day but doesnt know abt kappas.

gee sher ke logoon ko sirf ye pata hai ke

pakistan cotton exports hit 13bn$

pakistan export 500.000 ton rice to gulf

pakistan export 50.000 tons wheat export to africa


ye koi nhi janta ye kahaan se ayee kitny logoon ne apny khoon paseeny se ugai hai hal chalaya hai pani diya hai godi ki hai kesy chunai krai hai or middile man ne kesy loot liya 6 months ki mehnat ko.

i have one friend middle man he earn 74lakh in 25 days buy and sell cotton .now these are pakistans real problims velantine day ka nhi pata janab

 

[Hyde]

kya baat hai

aa Imran Khan per jaise Wajd taari ho gaya hai
bohat maarfat ki batain ho rahi hain - woh bhi itni saari!!!!

Loved it - thanks for educating us Sir

 

[Imran Khan]

kya baat hai

aa Imran Khan per jaise Wajd taari ho gaya hai
bohat maarfat ki batain ho rahi hain - woh bhi itni saari!!!!

Loved it - thanks for educating us Sir

chalo ab main so jata hoon yaar aysa na ho kal sara din sona pary or app khush raho dosto kisi ko koi problem nhi per sary pakistan ko mix mat kero . pakistan shayed ap ki soch se bara hai.be happy or hamy koi valentine day nhi chayee,app araam se manao wo phool bhi hum hi uga ker deen gay hahahahahaha koi apny GF ke liye khud phool hi uga de to many bhai us ko.

 

[AUz]

gee sher ke logoon ko sirf ye pata hai ke

pakistan cotton exports hit 13bn$

pakistan export 500.000 ton rice to gulf

pakistan export 50.000 tons wheat export to africa


ye koi nhi janta ye kahaan se ayee kitny logoon ne apny khoon paseeny se ugai hai hal chalaya hai pani diya hai godi ki hai kesy chunai krai hai or middile man ne kesy loot liya 6 months ki mehnat ko.

i have one friend middle man he earn 74lakh in 25 days buy and sell cotton .now these are pakistans real problims velantine day ka nhi pata janab

Bull's Eye sir I Absolutely agree.
Though there is nothing 'bad' in celebrating Valentines Day (If celebrated within our cultural limits) but We (urban) Pakistanis should have knowledge of what goes around in most of the (Rural) Pakistan.

 

[houshanghai]

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