Today is Roza in Khyber Pakhtoonkhwa - Local Mosque Announces

[S.M.R]

lala pakhtoon

aj ka chand dekha tha?
mara tum logon ne naswar k zoor par chand nikala hai warna kal pehla roza banta hai.

Last year.. an SMS used to circulate that... 'Niswaar khain.. kion keh iss say Nazar Tez hoti hai.., proof: Peshawar main chand pehlay nazar aa jaata hai.."..

 

[Pukhtoon]

lala pakhtoon

aj ka chand dekha tha?
mara tum logon ne naswar k zoor par chand nikala hai warna kal pehla roza banta hai.

lol Naswar laga khabi pir dekh .

And pehle din ka chand khabi itni der nahi hota par pir b acha hai keh NA AHAL COMETTE KO kam e kam ajj tu dika warna muje lag raha tha ajj b nahi dike ga in ko

 

[Pukhtoon]

Last year.. an SMS used to circulate that... 'Niswaar khain.. kion keh iss say Nazar Tez hoti hai.., proof: Peshawar main chand pehlay nazar aa jaata hai.."..

Tere liye aik special Mashwara hai woh b Muft.Bari eid par i mean Eid ul Azha Par jab qurbani ka janwar tang kare tu us ko tora sa naswar kilana

Aram se tangein seedhe kar keh sir rak de ga keh chal bhai pair le churi

 

[S.M.R]

Tere liye aik special Mashwara hai woh b Muft.Bari eid par i mean Eid ul Azha Par jab qurbani ka janwar tang kare tu us ko tora sa naswar kilana

Aram se tangein seedhe kar keh sir rak de ga keh chal bhai pair le churi

Lolz..

Btw, once in my life I took niswaar, as per advise of my friend, as I have having tooo much pain in my teeth.. he told me to put some niswaar around the tooth having pain, Literally I got relief in 15 minutes...

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

aaaahhhahaha good one


as for naswar -- just leave it dude. Youre better off smoking charas, or just eat jamuns

naswar is shyte. And yes, i've tried it too. We had a domestic cook back in the day, she used to chew as if it were her job. Her spit used to leave coloured stains on the sidewalk, outside the gate.

no joke

 

[redgriffin]

The moon was clearly a new moon yesterday. It was so faint that you could barely make it out unless using a telescope or in my case in Lahore a 30x telephoto lense on my digital camera which already has 20x zoom. Barely visible for a couple of minutes and the clouds made it even worse.
Pukhtoon atleast mujhay pehli raat or doosri raat k chand mein farak kerna ata hay, kal sham 100 percent pehli raat ka chand tha. Same story last year too.
But to each his own.

 

[Pukhtoon]

^^^^^ Ajj kitni din ka chand tha ? Just go out side yr ROOM !!

For all those who were barking here Now go out side of yr room and just look at the SKY.

Yahan Azan 7:12 ko hoi hai and it is 8:08 alomost aik hour baad b Chand oper asman main dikayee de raha hai.Pehle din ka Chand itni der rehta hai aur size itna hota hai ? Just look at yr self and then Come here and post.Stop Showing yr BS Attitude.

Now what ? Kon sahi tha aur KOn ghalat ? Poch lein apne us NA AHAL COMETTE SE AB. Kis ka ROZA sahi tha.

Specially SMR and Few More from karachi come and answer here !

I wish keh mere pas camera hota is time.

 

[S.M.R]

Aaj masjid qasim ali khan main eid manayi jaye gi. Ziada say ziada tadaad main shirkat farma sawaab e darain hasil karen.

Yeh mullahon ko qaid kar do, qaum unite ho jaye gi

In ko bolo namaz bhi saudia arabia kay time par parha karen.

 

[Pukhtoon]

Wait Aik Mufti Sahib Hospital Gaye hoi Hain Woh a Jayein Pir Sab Ko pakarthe Hain.Suna Hai us ka CheCkup Ho raha keh woh waki main Mufti hai b ya Nahi ya pir koi teesri Mahlook Hai.. Na I am Not talkin About Haleem wala m i ? :O

 

[Leader]

woh Tamochan ki ulad jese hi Saudi Arabia mien Eid ka sunta hai, sath hi usko yahan bhi chand ki shahadateen Mardan se ana shoro aa jati hai...

 

[Imran Khan]

phir wohi kut khana yaar in mullaoon ko koi neend ki goliyaan khila de halwy main kam is kam 1 eid to ho mulk main

 

[Man of Thoughts]

Samaj nai ati masjid Qasim khan mein jo log hein unki ankhon mein shayad Telescope lagi hua ha ya wo ksi aur dunya ki Makhlook hein
Pakistan ka area taqreeban 709696 km2 ha aur population 18 carore +, phir b kisi ko CHAND nazar ni ata jo bus few bande dakh late hein ak chote se illaqe mein
mere khayal se inko NASWAR nikal kar chand dalhna chahiye

 

[citizenofland]

someone explain me how 2 hours difference from saudi gets transformed into a day difference when we are doing eid/first fast?

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

So eid is on the 30th in KSA and KP? while on 31st in rest of Pak?

Yeh thread dekh kar tou mein bhi confuse ho gaya hoon yaar.

 

[Imran Khan]

i think ye mullah baz nhi ayee gay shetani se we make eid with saudi in whole pakistan then these mullah will start making eid with USA lolz