Sub Continent weddings

[Imran Khan]

Kyon bechare ke zakhm par namak daal raho ho

kon bechara ? is ki waga se to wo admi ajj tak ro raha hai ke mujhy band bottle nhi mili

 

[GURU DUTT]

shadi shuda or bechary ?

us wakt to lakhoon kharch ker diye thy neeli goliyoon ke carton le ayee thy ab bechary ban gay ?

yaar imran bhai ye baar baar kis neelee goli ki baat karte rehte hain??????????

 

[Hu Jintao]

i make my mind not to get marred just enjoy live free eat good buy whatever you like have so much money till last day of life wow .

“Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.”
― Albert Einstein

So do some mistake

 

[KRAIT]

bhai logon hum bhi kuch likh len kya, abhi ek bina matlab ka infraction mila hai to thoda jhijhak rahe hain

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yaar imran bhai ye baar baar kis neelee goli ki baat karte rehte hain??????????

Viagra..... for elder people

 

[JAT BALWAN]

i make my mind not to get marred just enjoy live free eat good buy whatever you like have so much money till last day of life wow .

Jyada bari -bari baatein mat karo bhai... kisi di ammi aur abbu ne gala pakar kar nikah karwa diya to kya muh dikhaoge PDF biradari main.....

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i make my mind not to get marred just enjoy live free eat good buy whatever you like have so much money till last day of life wow .

Jyada bari -bari baatein mat karo bhai... kisi di ammi aur abbu ne gala pakar kar nikah karwa diya to kya muh dikhaoge PDF biradari main.....

 

[Imran Khan]

yaar imran bhai ye baar baar kis neelee goli ki baat karte rehte hain??????????

itna bachy nhi tum jitna banty ho

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Jyada bari -bari baatein mat karo bhai... kisi di ammi aur abbu ne gala pakar kar nikah karwa diya to kya muh dikhaoge PDF biradari main.....

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Jyada bari -bari baatein mat karo bhai... kisi di ammi aur abbu ne gala pakar kar nikah karwa diya to kya muh dikhaoge PDF biradari main.....

hum ne to ammi abu ko keh diya ke hum tumhari ulaad hi nhi abu ko kaha ke tum hamary baap hi nhi ho or ammi ko kaha ke tum log mujhy hospital se chori ker le ayee main tum logoon ka baby tha hi nhi . ab wo kya ker leen gay hum to muker gay hain .

 

[JAT BALWAN]

yaar imran bhai ye baar baar kis neelee goli ki baat karte rehte hain??????????

Ab jyada bhole sanam mat bano... sari delhi main to stock khatam kar diya aapne

 

[GURU DUTT]

Jyada bari -bari baatein mat karo bhai... kisi di ammi aur abbu ne gala pakar kar nikah karwa diya to kya muh dikhaoge PDF biradari main.....

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Jyada bari -bari baatein mat karo bhai... kisi di ammi aur abbu ne gala pakar kar nikah karwa diya to kya muh dikhaoge PDF biradari main.....

waise to bhaijaan itnee baree baree baten bana rahe hain aur khud neelee golion ka shaok karte hain.....sahee kaha hai kisi ne par updesh kushal bahutere????hame market ki salah de rahen hai kyonkee inka wahan roj roj jane se ye neelee golee ke adict ho gaye ab apnee jhep mitane ko hame bigaar rahe hain?????

 

[Imran Khan]

bhai logon hum bhi kuch likh len kya, abhi ek bina matlab ka infraction mila hai to thoda jhijhak rahe hain

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Viagra..... for elder people

haan farmao public ap ka wait ker rahi thi . shadi is stupid act you lose too much money which you earn after work very hard . i can't damn destroy my money for 3 days party . its really stupid act

 

[KRAIT]

Ab jyada bhole sanam mat bano... sari delhi main to stock khatam kar diya aapne

Dilli ki sard raaton main garmi jo chahiye thi

 

[JAT BALWAN]

itna bachy nhi tum jitna banty ho

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hum ne to ammi abu ko keh diya ke hum tumhari ulaad hi nhi abu ko kaha ke tum hamary baap hi nhi ho or ammi ko kaha ke tum log mujhy hospital se chori ker le ayee main tum logoon ka baby tha hi nhi . ab wo kya ker leen gay hum to muker gay hain .

Yaar ye kya baat hui... aap to pakar main hi aa nahi rahe

 

[cheekybird]

But no one can beat this guy????

Funniest Dance Video You Will Ever See at an Indian Wedding - Murder of Dance Floor - YouTube

EPIC!!!!

 

[Imran Khan]

Yaar ye kya baat hui... aap to pakar main hi aa rahe

bhi hum ne sach main clear ker di baat un se ager un ke pass koi proof hai to leen ayee warna hum nhi manty

or wesy bhi jis kambakht ne hamari shadi karany ki koshish ki hum us ka sar tor ker kisi dosry country shift ho jay gay jahaan humy koi na janta ho

 

[KRAIT]

haan farmao public ap ka wait ker rahi thi . shadi is stupid act you lose too much money which you earn after work very hard . i can't damn destroy my money for 3 days party . its really stupid act

Janab jab khoobsurat haseena se nikah ki baat aayegi to rupay kya dil bhi luta doge, den ka chen aur raaton ki neend bhi. Gurudutt ji se pooch lo.
Aur party to banti hai, bachelor's to atleast.

 

[Hu Jintao]

Larkay Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larkay Ne Larki Se Pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata Hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe To BANANA KHANA Aata Hai

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Things in Boys Room before marriage -

Perfums,
Love Letters,
Gifts,
Laptops,
Nokia N97


After Mariage -

Pain killers,
Loan papers,
Unpaid Bills,
Nokia1100,
Zandu Baam