Sub Continent weddings

[Imran Khan]

Hmmm... bachchon ke bahaney apna number laga kar aate ho aur badnaam bachcho ko karte ko

matlab wo ayashi kery or hum na kery ? ye to khula tizaad hai hahahahaha .wesy bhi main ne market ka kaha tha ap pata nhi konsi market samjh bethy is main mera koi kasoor nhi

 

[Filmmaker]

yaar ye imraan bhai kya lukka chippee ka khel khel rahe hain ?????

any way aslee mazaa shadee ke baad hi aata hai????

Kahin aap uski to baat nahin kar rahey

 

[Hu Jintao]

Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

 

[Imran Khan]

yaar ye imraan bhai kya lukka chippee ka khel khel rahe hain ?????

any way aslee mazaa shadee ke baad hi aata hai????

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bhai kalyug hai ...ghor kalyug.............

mazza kis ko maza ata hai ? hamsay ko jab wo dosry ki wife per ankheen garam kerta hai ? koi maza waza nhi sab bakwaas hai . shadi se acha hai banda pulsur bike le lee kam is kam enjoy to kaati hai or chup rehti hai .

 

[Filmmaker]

matlab wo ayashi kery or hum na kery ? ye to khula tizaad hai hahahahaha .wesy bhi main ne market ka kaha tha ap pata nhi konsi market samjh bethy is main mera koi kasoor nhi

Waise Khan sahab main bhi to cyber cafe ki baat kar raha tha

 

[GURU DUTT]

Kahin aap uski to baat nahin kar rahey

apnee zehneaat badlo nadan insaan , shaadee ke baad kum se kum biwi garam garam khana deti hai , pair dabaatee hai aur bache bhee paltee hai , thora boltee zyaada hai to kya ....dear look at the positive side !!!!!!!!!

 

[Imran Khan]

Waise Khan sahab main bhi to cyber cafe ki baat kar raha tha

cyber wali market achi nhi hoti itni bari hard disk hoti hai usy banda ab kahaan kahan chupata phir ga? acha hai cyber market ghoomo or history delete ker ke so jao

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apnee zehneaat badlo nadan insaan , shaadee ke baad kum se kum biwi garam garam khana deti hai , pair dabaatee hai aur bache bhee paltee hai , thora boltee zyaada hai to kya ....dear look at the positive side !!!!!!!!!

lolz or hotel waly thanda dety hain kya ? ya hum andhy hain gher main oven para hai us main nhi rakh sakty khana? or bachy kya photocopy wali machine se niklty hain ? us ki hi waga se aty hain warna sab theek tha .aik bar dabany wali machine le lo 5000 ki 10 saal chup ker ke dabay gee .or koi zarorat ?

 

[JAT BALWAN]

Ye kya naya tamasha chalu kar diyaa...

pata nahi kyon kuchh logon ko doosron ki khushi gawara hi nahi hoti....
kyun yaad dilate rahte ho kisi ko barbadiyon ka lamha....

Aur kuchh logon ko to khane ki hi pari hai... Guru bhai gam ke din aane wale hain sambhal jao...

 

[JAT BALWAN]

Ye kya naya tamasha chalu kar diyaa...

pata nahi kyon kuchh logon ko doosron ki khushi gawara hi nahi hoti....
kyun yaad dilate rahte ho kisi ko barbadiyon ka lamha....

Aur kuchh logon ko to khane ki hi pari hai... Guru bhai gam ke din aane wale hain sambhal jao...

 

[GURU DUTT]

cyber wali market achi nhi hoti itni bari hard disk hoti hai usy banda ab kahaan kahan chupata phir ga? acha hai cyber market ghoomo or history delete ker ke so jao

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lolz or hotel waly thanda dety hain kya ? ya hum andhy hain gher main oven para hai us main nhi rakh sakty khana? or bachy kya photocopy wali machine se niklty hain ? us ki hi waga se aty hain warna sab theek tha .aik bar dabany wali machine le lo 5000 ki 10 saal chup ker ke dabay gee .or koi zarorat ?

bhai khud kya kahoon jo bolna hai bol diya to ban ho jaanga ...waise bhee ye gareeb badnaam hai??????

 

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[Hu Jintao]

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

 

[Imran Khan]

bhai khud kya kahoon jo bolna hai bol diya to ban ho jaanga ...waise bhee ye gareeb badnaam hai??????

nhi hoty ban tum bol do or phir edit ker dena hum quite nhi kerty chalo farmao hazoor hum bhi to suny shadi main aysa konsa diamond ka khazana chupa hai .

 

[GURU DUTT]

kaheen suna tha shadee se pehle biwi chandra mukhee lagtee hai shaadee ke baad sooraj mukhee & ek do calendar chapne ke baad jwaalaa mukhee

 

[Imran Khan]

nhi chayee ja ke kisi or ke mathy main mary hum phly hi bhut problems main rehty hai aik or nhi paal sakty .marriage sucks