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Stupid & Funny from Around the World :Continued

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Husband was lost in deep thought after completing fourteen years of marriage

Wife: What are you thinking?
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Husband: Remember your father caught us in the garden and said

Either marry my daughter or go to jail for fourteen years

Wife: (smiling) yes remember
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Husband: If I had taken the right decision, I would have been free today
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At a Bar;

A Molana preaches :..... Drinking is bad
Man;............. Have you tried it?
Molana:....... no, never.
Man:............ ok ,you try once,if you dnt like it,I'llgive up Drinking
Molana:....... ok, but bring it in teacup ,I dnt want people seeing me drinking.
Man goes to the bartender and says: give me two shots of Rum in Tea- cups.

Bartender:.................... IS THAT MOLANA HERE AGAIN ?????
 
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