Stupid and Funny from all over the world

[Last Hope]

 

[Imran Khan]

MQM say this

and we see this

its quran MQM failed again lolz

 

[laiqs@mi]

Khuda ka khauf to bilkul khatam ho gaya hai.
barey ghatia log hain donon taraf. Quraan pak ko bhe nahi chora inhon nay. baighairat.
or aaj kal 1956 nahi k pata na chale media main har cheez saved hai.

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

Simple Mathematics:

What Makes 100%?

*What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

*Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone asks you to give 100% and
more.

*How about achieving 103%?

So, what does it take to achieve 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

-->

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented mathematically as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

Then:
"H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K" becomes...

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
"K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E"

(11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5) = 96%

But,
"A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E"

(1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) = 100%

And,
"B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T"

(2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20) = **103%** **

BUT….

look how far *** kissing will take you...

"A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G"

(1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7) = **118%**






























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[Jango]

Nice on AZ, very nice one.

 

[Imran Khan]

Simple Mathematics:

What Makes 100%?

*What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

*Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone asks you to give 100% and
more.

*How about achieving 103%?

So, what does it take to achieve 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

-->

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented mathematically as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

Then:
"H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K" becomes...

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
"K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E"

(11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5) = 96%

But,
"A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E"

(1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) = 100%

And,
"B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T"

(2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20) = **103%** **

BUT….

look how far *** kissing will take you...

"A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G"

(1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7) = **118%**






























note: poster does not necessarily endorse this message!

what will be GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN PASSPORT?

because i use this one when some say stupid to me in meeting .

 

[Last Hope]

what will be GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN PASSPORT?

because i use this one when some say stupid to me in meeting .

Oye ye Saudi hain ya Masri?
Saudi tou dey deta, ya shurtay ko bulata

haha

 

[Imran Khan]

Oye ye Saudi hain ya Masri?
Saudi tou dey deta, ya shurtay ko bulata

haha

Saudi Jordanian Syrian sab hai main akela sab per kafi hoon .lolz

or shurta lolz main regional manager hoon cleaner nhi is company ke liye din raat aik kiya tha bheek na khushamad se agy bardhy hain.

 

[Last Hope]

Saudi Jordanian Syrian sab hai main akela sab per kafi hoon .lolz

Innki maa ki.... jitna garoor inmein hai yahan, aur be haya innki betion mein, kissi saudi mein bhi nahi.
Kuttay hain... atleast the ones I saw in RIyadh...

 

[Imran Khan]

Innki maa ki.... jitna garoor inmein hai yahan, aur be haya innki betion mein, kissi saudi mein bhi nahi.
Kuttay hain... atleast the ones I saw in RIyadh...

wo un ke sath hoty hai jo khud kuch na hoon haza huza waloon ke sath yaar. main ne bachpan se yahaan life guzari hai or main un ke hath any wali cheez nhi .gharoor mery sath bilkul nhi kerta koi never ulta main bakwaas ker jata hoon jis per baad main mujhy afsoos hota hai aik masri per madinah ja ker main itna chilaya ke wo preshan ho gya mery boss ko fone kiya to main boss per chardh gya itni tu tu main main hoi last week main hotel ja ke araam kerny ke baad haram gya to dil main khayal aya main ne kuch ziada keh diya wapsi per boss ka khud hi fone a gya bola .us ki mery sath dosti aysi hai ke main hans para phir sab bat per matti dal di main aya wapas to us ne aik lafz nhi kaha yaar .or us masri ko main samjhay aya ke job to job hai yaar sorry .mujhy un jitni arabic english ati hai or main un se ziada gulf main raha hoon lolz

 

[Last Hope]

wo un ke sath hoty hai jo khud kuch na hoon haza huza waloon ke sath yaar. main ne bachpan se yahaan life guzari hai or main un ke hath any wali cheez nhi .gharoor mery sath bilkul nhi kerta koi never ulta main bakwaas ker jata hoon jis per baad main mujhy afsoos hota hai aik masri per madinah ja ker main itna chilaya ke wo preshan ho gya mery boss ko fone kiya to main boss per chardh gya itni tu tu main main hoi last week main hotel ja ke araam kerny ke baad haram gya to dil main khayal aya main ne kuch ziada keh diya wapsi per boss ka khud hi fone a gya bola .mujhy pata hai tum ne sharab nhi pi hai itny din se bear pe lo hahahahahahahahhahaahah .us ki mery sath dosti aysi hai ke main hans para phir sab bat per matti dal di main aya wapas to us ne aik lafz nhi kaha yaar .or us masri ko main samjhay aya ke job to job hai yaar sorry .mujhy un jitni arabic english ati hai or main un se ziada gulf main raha hoon lolz

Jaisey k hum yahan p nahi barhay
lolzz

bas general speaking... jedday ka pata nahi, riyadh mein kabhi aa k dekho zara.... unnki betian neechay caprian aur shorts pehnti hain, oper sey abaya khol deti hain.. zab kuch bolo tou ro parhtay hain unnkey baap
haha... aik dafa aik saudi ney aik lebnoni sey kaha mall mein k apni viwi sey bolo k abaya agay sey band kerdey... usskey baad kuch nahi, ussko pakra collar sey, counter p tha tou bahr ley gya aur ye larai hui! labnoni ney belt utar k wo mari us k mu p... 3-4 aur aa gai saudi k sath.. end mein... wohi kuttay ki dum ki tarha.. haha

 

[Imran Khan]

Jaisey k hum yahan p nahi barhay
lolzz

bas general speaking... jedday ka pata nahi, riyadh mein kabhi aa k dekho zara.... unnki betian neechay caprian aur shorts pehnti hain, oper sey abaya khol deti hain.. zab kuch bolo tou ro parhtay hain unnkey baap
haha... aik dafa aik saudi ney aik lebnoni sey kaha mall mein k apni viwi sey bolo k abaya agay sey band kerdey... usskey baad kuch nahi, ussko pakra collar sey, counter p tha tou bahr ley gya aur ye larai hui! labnoni ney belt utar k wo mari us k mu p... 3-4 aur aa gai saudi k sath.. end mein... wohi kuttay ki dum ki tarha.. haha

bardha hota to kam is kam tameez ki arabic likh pardh na leta lolz or main tumhari trah awara gardi nhi kerta seedha gher a ker gari park ke lapi on ker leta hoon mujhy nhi pata kon kya kerta hai yaar apna kya .hamara apna kut khana nhi khatam ho raha . kam or araam apun ki life hai .

 

[VelocuR]

I like how Last Hope making alot of fun on Aamir Liaquat, keep us cheering up. I haven't seen his face on the TV show yet, anyone?

 

[JonAsad]

o tum logon nay kya is thread per khush gappian marni shru kerdi hein-

 

[Last Hope]

I posted this for like, 100 times but still go LOL on it everytime I read!!