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So what is it that he should brag about? Bravado? Stupidity? I am not sure.

Look when you're young, these stunts increase your street cred. Not to forget that the primary reason they'd do stuff like that is to impress the chicks and I think it was a success on both counts.
 
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Teacher: - what's wrong?

Wayne :- our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Wayne are you sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye"

Teacher:- tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.

The following morning Wayne comes back with a severe black eye again.

Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?

Wayne:- Dad asked me again, Wayne are u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still. Then my dad & my mom started moving, you know, at the same time Mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed.

Then my dad asked my mum, Are you coming?

Mum said, Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?

Dad answered:- Yes. They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said “wait for me, I'm also coming!”
 
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