Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Soumitra]

Can some one translate into English please.

Hans mat pagli pyaar ho jayega (don't laugh mad girl or else you will fall in love)

 

[Mujahid]

 

[krash]

pretty awesome

 

[Strigon]

pretty awesome

Indian Harlem shake:

Indian Harlem shake 2:

Pakistani/desi Harlem shake:

Mulla/ Pakistani Harlem shake 2:

My University's Harlem shake

 

[Imran Khan]

An Afghan, upon landing at karachi Airport, declares himself as the Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.

The Immigration Officer was puzzled and asked : “But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the ex- Minister of Ports & Shipping?”

The Afghan replied: “Oye Haramzaade ke aulad, don’t you have a Minister for Law & Justice in pakistan?”

 

[ejaz007]

 

[Jazzbot]

 

[Cyph3r]

MAGIC BALL! World's best delivery ever by Ravindra Jadeja!

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=4584142006166

 

[Amolthebest]

 

[Cyph3r]

7 feet 1 inch Mohammad Irfan almost killed the young ball boy

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=580603858617393

 

[Marshmallow]

 

[Roybot]

Photosynthesis disease

 

[hunter_hunted]

Photosynthesis disease

I love to get Photosynthesis Disease very good during working ours

 

[BronzePlaque]

I believe she tasted her own medicine

 

[JonAsad]

Pehle karachi ka Matlab tha!

K : Karobar.
A : Amn o Amaan.
R : Ronaqain.
A : Aapas main Mohabbat.
C : Chain sukoon.
H : Hansi.
I : Ittafaq o ittahad.

Magar Ab mtlb badal gaya.

K : khoon kharaba.
A : Aslaha.
R : Reliyan.
A : Ansu.
C : Cheekh o pukaar.
H : Hartaalain
I : Intiqam.

I believe she tasted her own medicine

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