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An Afghan, upon landing at karachi Airport, declares himself as the Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.

The Immigration Officer was puzzled and asked : “But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the ex- Minister of Ports & Shipping?”

The Afghan replied: “Oye Haramzaade ke aulad, don’t you have a Minister for Law & Justice in pakistan?”
 
Pehle karachi ka Matlab tha!

K : Karobar.
A : Amn o Amaan.
R : Ronaqain.
A : Aapas main Mohabbat.
C : Chain sukoon.
H : Hansi.
I : Ittafaq o ittahad.

Magar Ab mtlb badal gaya.

K : khoon kharaba.
A : Aslaha.
R : Reliyan.
A : Ansu.
C : Cheekh o pukaar.
H : Hartaalain
I : Intiqam.

I believe she tasted her own medicine

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