Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[friendly_troll96]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=386667554755696

 

[Jazzbot]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=131824200311774

Dafuq is up with her..??

 

[Safriz]

^^^ must be high on dope..
Narcotics induce such behavior...

 

[aakash_2410]

A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home . I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercings, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together.

Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Your loving daughter,
Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love U!

 

[Koovie]

 

[Koovie]

Hitler lives!!

 

[Soumitra]

For those who don't can't read Hindi

Dilli main giri Barf

Aaj dilli main ek aadmi cycle par barf le ke ja raha thaa, carrier dheela thaa aur barf gir gayi

(Snowfall in Delhi

Today one man was carrying ice in his cycle. the carrier was loose and the ice fell down)

 

[Soumitra]

The problem with CAT aspirants (entrance test to Indian Institutes of Management and other B Schools in India) is that one wrong answer and their future honeymoon shifts from Mauritius to Mussoorie.... and with 2 wrong answers ..... to Mayapuri !

 

[Jazzbot]

 

[Nitro]

[video]http://www.********.com/view?i=937_1357587097[/video]

[video]http://www.********.com/view?i=795_1357586614[/video]

 

[dexter]

Tharki Bhuda
That's what i call proper Photoshop editing

 

[shanipisces2002]

omg wtf talk about epic ps work

 

[dexter]

 

[United]

Terrorists have kidnaped Our Beloved ZARDARI
& demanded
$5000000,
otherwise they will Burn him wid Petrol.
Plz Donate!!!
I have donated 5 litres.

Ba Adab
Ba Mulahiza
Hoshiyar
Beghairat-e-Azam
Badshah-e-Kanjaran
zaleell-ul-Mulk
Shahenshah-e-Jooa
Sardar-e-Haraami
Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.

 

[Sher Malang]

In India only!!