Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Safriz]

 

[Leader]

Didnt know where to share it..Its neither Stupid nor Funny but definitely worth sharing

The Great Khali and Salman Khan

the stupid part is that k red shirt wala banda glasses laga ker khana kha raha hai... idiot !!

 

[Imran Khan]

Yes .. All of Arabia , Africa etc etc & those are non barelvis are not muslims according to barelvis Group

you remember KAFFIR FACTORY ?

 

[Filmmaker]

A muslim boy Got admission in an American School.
Teacher: whats ur name?
Boy: Ahmad
Teacher: No, Now ur in ur name is Johny from America today.
Boy went Home.
Momasked: How Ahmad was the day.
Boy: Im an American now, Johnny CALL ME.
Mom & Dad both Offended Got Up and beat him.
Next Day He went to School, all bruised.
Teacher: What happend, Johnny?
Boy: Ma 'AM, Just 4 Hours
Effects I became American, I was Attacked by two muslims

 

[Jazzbot]

Funny remarks of X-PMLN supporter about Nawaz Sharif..

 

[Leader]

 

[Jazzbot]

I was walking home the other day when I saw a man try to hurl him himself in front of a speeding bus.

Stop! I said. You'll kill yourself.

That's exactly what I'm trying to do. I have nothing to live for. No job. No family. No electricity. No gas. Nothing.

Are you an atheist or a man of religion? I asked.

I am a Muslim.

So am I. Shia or Sunni?

Sunni.

Good. Good. So am I. Deobandi or Barelvi?

Barelvi.

Great! So am I. Are you Ahle Hadees or Ahle Sunnah?

Ahle Sunnah.

Excellent. So am I. Are you Hanafi, Shaafi. Maliki, Hanabali?

Hanafi.

Excellent. Excellent. You must be a Sufi too. Qadri,Chisti, Naqshabandi, Suhrawardi?

Chisti.

Wow! So am I. Any political views?

I am MQM.

MQM. So am I. Mutehda or Haquiqi?

Haquiqi.

HAQUIQI? Did you say H-a-q-u-i-q-i?

Yes.

DIE you infidel!

And I threw him in front of the next speeding bus.

Very sad but true for most of us.

 

[Cherokee]

 

[Jazzbot]

 

[Imran Khan]

 

[Sher Malang]

 

[Dr. NooB NinjA]

 

[Dr. NooB NinjA]

^^^^

His prediction finally got true..!!!

is now officially

 

[Nitin Goyal]

 

[Sher Malang]