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Misbah-ul-Haq is an Indian intelligence spy Pakistan reveals
Misbah-ul-Haq, who has not been seen since the finale of the Asia Cup, 2012, is under the custody of Pakistans premier intelligence agency, the Inter-Services Intelligence (or commonly known as the ISI).
Sources in Pakistan revealed to this scribe that Misbah on his return from Bangladesh was picked up by the law enforcement agencies and is now under intense interrogation after evidence surfaced on twitter, suggesting his links with Indias Bollywood backed intelligent agency (RAW) an agency that gets ideas from spy thrillers like the Bourne Identity.
Misbah has been charged with high treason for batting with a slow run rate and forcing the rest of the squad not to hit boundaries.
It is believed that Misbah was on the payroll of RAW, and instructed not to swing his bat hard enough to reach the boundary while playing for Pakistan.
After his arrest, Misbahs lavish apartment on the outskirts of Faisalabad was ransacked by Punjab police on the orders of the top minister in the province (not named by the police).
On the other hand, Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has given no official statement on the whereabouts of the national teams skipper; however, officials on the condition of anonymity said that Pakistan had enough evidence against Misbah to throw him behind bars for the rest of his life.
Sources in the PCB indicated that the inquiry was launched after a traumatized infant was brought to hospital, who had lost all senses after Misbah hit a six in the Asia Cup.
Previously a 97-year-old bookie had made a complaint against Misbah, after he lost all his savings when he made a bet against Misbah hitting a six.
Authorities took strong notice of this prevailing situation as they were taken aback after finding out that people were betting on whether or not the Pakistan skipper would hit a boundary.
PCB officials said that while they were working extremely hard to eradicate corruption and betting from the sport, players like Misbah were encouraging such sins.
On the disclosure of Misbah being retained by the ISI, his comrades were also contacted and Younis Khan was the first to come out in defence of his captain. Khan insisted that Misbah would never work for India.
On the other hand, he hinted the possibility of coaching Indian players after his retirement as he wanted to work with players like Suresh Raina and co.
Shoaib Malik on the other hand, blasted Misbah for being an Indian spy and urged the government to make an example of the tainted skipper.
Malik, said, Such players are a disgrace to us and bring a bad name to the country, I would never fix or throw a match and this is the reason why I should be made the captain of Pakistan.
Shahid Afridi, while backing Malik, revealed that he also had his suspensions about Misbah, who was just too close to the Indian players on foreign tours.
I always saw him eating daal and chawal ( local Pak-Indian cuisine) with the Indian players and at times he exchanged text messages with the team from our enemy country. Such things should be taken notice of by the PCB and stopped. Afridi said.
Meanwhile, Salman Butt while talking to us from the inside of a London jail, bashed Misbah and wanted him to be sentenced for life after selling out his country to the Indians.
This is a work of fiction. The views and opinions expressed in this article do not represent Bettor.coms editorial policy
Misbah-ul-Haq, who has not been seen since the finale of the Asia Cup, 2012, is under the custody of Pakistans premier intelligence agency, the Inter-Services Intelligence (or commonly known as the ISI).
Sources in Pakistan revealed to this scribe that Misbah on his return from Bangladesh was picked up by the law enforcement agencies and is now under intense interrogation after evidence surfaced on twitter, suggesting his links with Indias Bollywood backed intelligent agency (RAW) an agency that gets ideas from spy thrillers like the Bourne Identity.
Misbah has been charged with high treason for batting with a slow run rate and forcing the rest of the squad not to hit boundaries.
It is believed that Misbah was on the payroll of RAW, and instructed not to swing his bat hard enough to reach the boundary while playing for Pakistan.
After his arrest, Misbahs lavish apartment on the outskirts of Faisalabad was ransacked by Punjab police on the orders of the top minister in the province (not named by the police).
On the other hand, Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has given no official statement on the whereabouts of the national teams skipper; however, officials on the condition of anonymity said that Pakistan had enough evidence against Misbah to throw him behind bars for the rest of his life.
Sources in the PCB indicated that the inquiry was launched after a traumatized infant was brought to hospital, who had lost all senses after Misbah hit a six in the Asia Cup.
Previously a 97-year-old bookie had made a complaint against Misbah, after he lost all his savings when he made a bet against Misbah hitting a six.
Authorities took strong notice of this prevailing situation as they were taken aback after finding out that people were betting on whether or not the Pakistan skipper would hit a boundary.
PCB officials said that while they were working extremely hard to eradicate corruption and betting from the sport, players like Misbah were encouraging such sins.
On the disclosure of Misbah being retained by the ISI, his comrades were also contacted and Younis Khan was the first to come out in defence of his captain. Khan insisted that Misbah would never work for India.
On the other hand, he hinted the possibility of coaching Indian players after his retirement as he wanted to work with players like Suresh Raina and co.
Shoaib Malik on the other hand, blasted Misbah for being an Indian spy and urged the government to make an example of the tainted skipper.
Malik, said, Such players are a disgrace to us and bring a bad name to the country, I would never fix or throw a match and this is the reason why I should be made the captain of Pakistan.
Shahid Afridi, while backing Malik, revealed that he also had his suspensions about Misbah, who was just too close to the Indian players on foreign tours.
I always saw him eating daal and chawal ( local Pak-Indian cuisine) with the Indian players and at times he exchanged text messages with the team from our enemy country. Such things should be taken notice of by the PCB and stopped. Afridi said.
Meanwhile, Salman Butt while talking to us from the inside of a London jail, bashed Misbah and wanted him to be sentenced for life after selling out his country to the Indians.
This is a work of fiction. The views and opinions expressed in this article do not represent Bettor.coms editorial policy
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May the Lord also grant a Sonia Gandhi or a Sarah Palin to Pakistan too.. - Signed a desperate NRI....
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There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table.
Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink, and after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom.
When he returned, however, his trousers were wet all over.
'What happened, Grandpa?', he is asked by his concerned children.
'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had to go to the bathroom. So I took it out and started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back!'
Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink, and after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom.
When he returned, however, his trousers were wet all over.
'What happened, Grandpa?', he is asked by his concerned children.
'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had to go to the bathroom. So I took it out and started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back!'
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