Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[jha]

Loners who want to make a statement right, we have just a right fence for you

 

[Tehmasib]

what u see in first...............

 

[dexter]

Yamaha has Launch new Model due to Price increased of Petroleum in Pakistan .

Agent Bandar

 

[dexter]

 

[Emmie]

 

[Mootaz-khelifi]

 

[Mootaz-khelifi]

the new GTA the Egypt Islam brotherhood GTA

 

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American Teacher at Canadian at School:
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.

Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American."

"Then", asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"I’m a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I’m a Canadian too."

The teacher is now angry. "That’s no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I’d be an American."

 

[Tehmasib]

its not funny...but i wana recall your memory ...(pakistani pdf members) this pic taken by..........chalooo raz raz hi rahy (jab hum b jawan thy......)

 

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Illegal C0ck Fights

The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal C0ck fights being held in the area around LaFayette, and duly dispatched the infamous Detective Desormeaux to investigate.

He reported to his sergeant the next morning. "Dey is tree main groups in dis C0ck fightin'" he began.

"Good work. Who are they?" the sergeant asked.

Desormeaux replied confidently, "De Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia."

Puzzled, the sergeant asked, "How did you find that out in one night?"

"Well," was the reply, "I went down and done seed dat C0ck fight. I knowed the Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in de fight."

The sergeant nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?"

Desmoreaux intoned knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns were involved wen summbody bet on de duck."

"Ah," sighed the sergeant, "And how did you deduce the Mafia was involved?"

"De duck won."

 

[Jazzbot]

skirmish on border area

 

[Mootaz-khelifi]

 

[Safriz]

 

[Mootaz-khelifi]

and so Iran mustn't have Nuck Bombs because they are Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty

 

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Sardar Ji to Laloo: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Laloo rushed home angrily.

After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Sardarji.

Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend.