Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Liquidmetal]

1) "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks." – Stewart Francis

2) "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly." – Tim Vine

3) "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister." – Will Marsh

4) "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case." – Rob Beckett

5) "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet … I don't know Y." – Chris Turner

6) "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze." – Tim Vine

7) "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating." – George Ryegold

8) "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!" – Stewart Francis

9) "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad." – Lou Sanders

10) "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism … she wouldn't fancy her chances." – Nish Kumar

Edinburgh fringe's 10 funniest jokes revealed | Stage | The Guardian

 

[Srinivas]

@JonAsad WTF..................Leave me alone.

Find yourself a cute Girl

 

[Koovie]

Only gamers will get this:

 

[Jazzbot]

 

[Arav_Rana]

Desperation is when ur in a taxi.
Ur girlfriend texts you - "SEX TONIGHT?";

You type, "YES"♥♥>=)\=D/
Then a thief snatches
your phone thrugh the window and instead of shouting for "HELP!":O

You shout,>:O

"send mar.....!:'(
Send mar! :'(

Phone leja magar Send to maarrr":]xx=D

 

[Pukhtoon]

@Leader for you mate lol

https://www.facebook.com/qool.ali.7/photos_stream

 

[Koovie]

 

[agamdilawari]

 

[Marshmallow]

 

[Peaceful Civilian]

What is GoTopless.org?
We are a U.S.-based organization founded in 2007 by spiritual leader Rael and we claim that women have the same constitutional right that men have to go bare-chested in public.

"As long as men are allowed to be topless in public, women should have the same constitutional right. Or else, men should have to wear something to hide their chests" Rael, founder of GoTopless.org and spiritual leader of the Raelian Movement (rael.org)

FREE YOUR BREASTS! FREE YOUR MIND!

Visit Gotopless.org for more details

 

[Peaceful Civilian]

 

[Leader]

@Leader for you mate lol

https://www.facebook.com/qool.ali.7/photos_stream

clerk hai sala....

 

[Leader]

beat this @Pukhtoon

 

[Pukhtoon]

What is GoTopless.org?
We are a U.S.-based organization founded in 2007 by spiritual leader Rael and we claim that women have the same constitutional right that men have to go bare-chested in public.

"As long as men are allowed to be topless in public, women should have the same constitutional right. Or else, men should have to wear something to hide their chests" Rael, founder of GoTopless.org and spiritual leader of the Raelian Movement (rael.org)

FREE YOUR BREASTS! FREE YOUR MIND!

Visit Gotopless.org for more details

Show us a video proof of yr post : lol i guess there was one.

 

[Hasnain2009]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=146749582144372