Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[HRK]

Only for Pakistanis.......This prove humour can be produce from anything.....

 

[JonAsad]

 

[JonAsad]

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reason’s…….
• I do physical labor.
• I work at great depths.
• I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
• I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
• I work in a damp environment.
• I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
• I work in high temperatures.
• My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely, P. Niss

The Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
• You do not work 8 hours straight.
• You fall asleep after brief work periods.
• You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
• You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
• You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
• You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
• You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
• You will retire well before you are 65.
• You are unable to work double shifts.
• You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
• And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, V. Gina

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[Broccoli]

A sort of tribute to Laurel and Hardy.

 

[Pukhtoon]

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reason’s…….
• I do physical labor.
• I work at great depths.
• I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
• I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
• I work in a damp environment.
• I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
• I work in high temperatures.
• My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely, P. Niss

The Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
• You do not work 8 hours straight.
• You fall asleep after brief work periods.
• You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
• You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
• You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
• You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
• You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
• You will retire well before you are 65.
• You are unable to work double shifts.
• You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
• And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, V. Gina

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[Safriz]

Banana Journalism..

5 things you need to know about K-15, India’s underwater ballistic missile | Firstpost

 

[KRAIT]

@JonAsad WTF..................Leave me alone.

 

[Desi Guy]

The Magic Of Doctor's Handwriting...
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a
prescription for him in his usual illegible writing....

Every morning for two years, he showed it to the conductor as a railroad pass.
... Twice, it got him into the movies, once into the baseball park, and once
into the symphony.

He got a raise at work by showing it as a note from the boss.

One day, he misplaced it. His daughter picked it up, played it on the piano,
and won a scholarship to a conservatory of music...

 

[khanboy007]

dil tau BACHA hai Jeee

 

[khanboy007]

Fifa players would get it

 

[Liquidmetal]

My wife is REALLY angry with me.

Because I didn't know why she was angry with me in the first place..

.........................

 

[Marshmallow]

My wife is REALLY angry with me.

Because I didn't know why she was angry with me in the first place..

.........................

 

[Srinivas]

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reason’s…….
• I do physical labor.
• I work at great depths.
• I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
• I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
• I work in a damp environment.
• I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
• I work in high temperatures.
• My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely, P. Niss

The Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
• You do not work 8 hours straight.
• You fall asleep after brief work periods.
• You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
• You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
• You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
• You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
• You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
• You will retire well before you are 65.
• You are unable to work double shifts.
• You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
• And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, V. Gina

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Funny mate nice compilation

 

[dexter]

That feeling when you enter the library late in the morning...

Life of Pi
close enough.

 

[Choppers]