Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[LURKER]

 

[Paan Singh]

Boy to his mom: Mumma mai kaise paida hua??

Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti dal kar rakh di, kuch din baad usme se tum muje mile.

Bache ne aisa hi kiya.

Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha.

Bacha:{gusse se} dil to krta h k Sale, tujhe goli mar du, par kya kru?
Aulad hai tu meri! =D

 

[A.Rafay]

They Quit school They Are Rich And Famous try it!

HAHAHAHAH Fake Twitter Accounts

 

[Hyde]

Agreed

 

[A.Rafay]

I too feel sorry about the parents in this generation have kids who knows how to delete web history.

racism In Mobiles

You are stuck in internet

 

[A.Rafay]

every username will be taken

 

[Filmmaker]

Racism .....?

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Sarson Da Tel?" ( Mustard OIL)

The clerk says "are you a Sikh?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if Iwas Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarson Da Tel, why did you

ask if I am a Sikh?"

The clerk replied,

"Because you're in a Liquor Store."

 

[Filmmaker]

 

[Jazzbot]

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That awkward moment when your TV's remote control gets stuck on GEO with Aamir Liaquat...

and you have to end up pulling the plug out

Happened to me yesterday

 

[Paan Singh]

 

[A1Kaid]

 

[LURKER]

 

[westtowel]

 

[Pukhtoon]

OO Mere Rabba

Molvi Sahib: Hindu ho keh Muslim Nikal Jaoo

Yaar Had Hai Kasmiyeee

 

[Water Car Engineer]