Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

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[Imran Khan]

 

[ironman]

 

[Imran Khan]

 

[KRAIT]

Octopus.........................Tagda yaar...........Awesome

 

[BlackenTheSky]

 

[v9s]

 

[Last Hope]

 

[laiqs@mi]

 

[laiqs@mi]

 

[VCheng]

 

[BlackenTheSky]

 

[A.Rafay]

 

[kingkobra]

Don't tell me mata,pita,baba,kaka,mami,mama,dada are used in pakistan we maharashtrians use these words

 

[Filmmaker]

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How can a student pass in exam???????




It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY
has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student:

1. 52-Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study= left 263

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. = left 141

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. = left 126


5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies means 30days. = left 96


6. 1 hour for talking means 15 days. = left 81

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. = left 46

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. =left 6

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. = left 3

10. Movies & functions - at least 2 days. = left 1


11. That 1 day is your birthday

How can U study on that day?


Balance =0

How can a student pass??????