Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Zabaniyah]

 

[Zabaniyah]

 

[Vassnti]

And Now, for the winner of this year's Darwin Award:
(As always, awarded posthumously): The Arizona Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering metal embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The wreckage resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it was a car. The type of car was unidentifiable at the scene. Police investigators finally pieced together the mystery. An amateur rocket scientist had somehow gotten hold of a JATO unit (Jet Assisted Take Off, actually a solid-fuel rocket) that is used to give heavy military transport planes an extra 'push' for taking off from short airfields. He had driven his Chevy Impala out into the desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. He attached the JATO unit to the car, jumped in, got up some speed and fired off the JATO! ?

Sorry youve been spoofed

Jet Assisted Take-Off
1995 Darwin Awards Winner
Confirmed Bogus by Darwin
1995 Darwin Award: JATO Rocket Car

 

[Desert Fox]

 

[Filmmaker]

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[JonAsad]

Bend it like Thapa


Sagar Thapa's winning free kick goal against Bangladesh in SAFF Championship 2011, India - YouTube

This is fcukin talent- Hell of a shot- Genius-
"GGGGGOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

 

[Roybot]

The guy shot down Eurofighter with a pistol

 

[krash]

Epic:

Never say no to Panda! - YouTube

 

[Zabaniyah]

The guy shot down Eurofighter with a pistol

WTF, lol...

 

[JonAsad]

The guy shot down Eurofighter with a pistol

Wallahi this is bad- IAF Eurofighter shot down with a single handgun bullet-

India should place a tender for MMRCM- Medium Multi-Role Combat Motorcycle- -

 

[Jango]

Kisi professor ne ek student
se pooch liya :

Why AMBULANCE is WHITE
in color?

Student ka jawaab :
AMBULANCE has OXYGEN
cylinder, Oxygen is a gas,

GAS is used 4 cooking
FOOD,FOOD is source of
VITAMINS,

We get Vitamin-D from SUN,

SUN produces LIGHT,

LIGHT comes from bulbs,

Small BULBS are used 2
decorate CHRISTMAS tree,

CHRISTMAS means GIFTS,

GIFTS r given by SANTA,

SANTA lives in NORTH
POLE,

NORTH POLE is the house
of POLAR BEARS,

POLAR BEARS r WHITE..
That's Y ambulance is
WHITE...

Don`t Mess with Students !

 

[Jango]

Kisi professor ne ek student
se pooch liya :

Why AMBULANCE is WHITE
in color?

Student ka jawaab :
AMBULANCE has OXYGEN
cylinder, Oxygen is a gas,

GAS is used 4 cooking
FOOD,FOOD is source of
VITAMINS,

We get Vitamin-D from SUN,

SUN produces LIGHT,

LIGHT comes from bulbs,

Small BULBS are used 2
decorate CHRISTMAS tree,

CHRISTMAS means GIFTS,

GIFTS r given by SANTA,

SANTA lives in NORTH
POLE,

NORTH POLE is the house
of POLAR BEARS,

POLAR BEARS r WHITE..
That's Y ambulance is
WHITE...

Don`t Mess with Students !

 

[Filmmaker]

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[Filmmaker]

 

[haywards]

During sex,
Santa suddenly stops & remains motionless,
Girl: what d f..ck, what the hell r u doing?
Snta: I've seen dis on a por-n site...Its called 'buffering'!