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I usually post funny pictures here, but for now I have decided to post some jokes instead. Enjoy! ![Mrgreen :D :D](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mrgreen.gif)
Boy: Lets play the firetruck game
Girl: How do you play?
Boy: I run my fingers up your leg and you say red light when you want me to stop
Girl: Ok
*Few seconds later* RED LIGHT!
Boy: Firetrucks don't stop for red lights
Boy : Do you wanna go out with me?
Girl : Nahhhhhhhhhhhh
Boy : Did you hear what I just said?
Girl : Yea
Boy : What did I say?
Girl : Do you want to go out with me?
Boy :Yes
The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?"
Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu$$y when the kids leave.' So I'm saving him!"
![Mrgreen :D :D](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mrgreen.gif)
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Boy: Lets play the firetruck game
Girl: How do you play?
Boy: I run my fingers up your leg and you say red light when you want me to stop
Girl: Ok
*Few seconds later* RED LIGHT!
Boy: Firetrucks don't stop for red lights
![Rofl :rofl: :rofl:](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif)
Boy : Do you wanna go out with me?
Girl : Nahhhhhhhhhhhh
Boy : Did you hear what I just said?
Girl : Yea
Boy : What did I say?
Girl : Do you want to go out with me?
Boy :Yes
![Rofl :rofl: :rofl:](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif)
The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?"
Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu$$y when the kids leave.' So I'm saving him!"
![Rofl :rofl: :rofl:](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif)