Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

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A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for a little while."

Pretty soon one of the boys becomes curious, goes upstairs and sees the door to his parents bedroom is ajar. He peeks in for a few minutes, trots downstairs, gets his little brother and takes him up to peek into the bedroom.

"Before you look in there," he says, "keep in mind this is the same woman who smacked our a$$es just for sucking our thumbs."

 

[Patriot]

Urban myth?? ...is it really possible??

It actually happened
Russian's Bulgarian airbags burst mid-flight ? The Register
Silicone Breast Implants Explode | The Daily News Global

 

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A baby was just born. He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except that he was laughing like crazy. I mean laughing real hard. All the doctors and nurses were examining the little thing, in front of the worried parents, but he kept on laughing, his tiny fists all closed and tears rolling from his eyes. One at a time, a pediatrician unfolded the tiny fingers to check if the hand was all right, and... guess what he found? The birth control pill!

 

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Jack and Tom, are having a beer in a saloon when a cowboy walks in with an Indian's head under his arm. He hands it to the bartender, and the bartender hands him money. The bartender turns to them and says, "I hate Indians. Last week they burnt my barn to the ground and killed my wife and three kids. Anybody brings me the head of an Indian, I'll give them a thousand bucks." Jack and Tom guzzle their beers and leave to go hunt Indians. After a while, they finally spot one. Jack throws a rock, it hits him on the head, the Indian falls off his horse, and rolls seventy feet down a ravine. The two cowboys make their way down the ravine and Tom pulls out his knife to claim their trophy. Jack says, "Tom, take a look at this." Tom says, "Not now, I'm busy." Jack says, "I really think you should have a look." Tom says, "Asshole, can't you see I'm busy? I've got a thousand dollars in my hand." Jack says, "Please, Tom, take a look." Tom looks up at the top of the ravine, and there's five thousand Indians standing there. Tom says, "$hit! We're gonna be millionaires!"

 

[samrat]

 

[Paan Singh]

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girls reaction after proposal

 

[Baby Leone]

http://www.defence.pk/forums/indian-defence/162503-link-between-isi-maoists-revealed.html

 

[samrat]

Forgive my ignorance..but except for USA & Pakistan..I didn't know the other 'bombs'.

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Don't mess with Girl Scouts

 

[Choppers]

 

[Choppers]

 

[Chogy]

It actually happened
Russian's Bulgarian airbags burst mid-flight ? The Register
Silicone Breast Implants Explode | The Daily News Global

Not possible. Liquid does not expand when the pressure decreases. If there was a large amount of actual GAS inside the implants, which shouldn't be, then yes, the gas would expand as the altitude increases.

Same with "intestinal gas" i.e. farts. The altitude chambers (used by Air Forces for training) become toxic gas chambers when taken to 35,000', as everyone inside inevitably rips a bunch. 100% oxygen is a good thing!

 

[Jango]

Not possible. Liquid does not expand when the pressure decreases. If there was a large amount of actual GAS inside the implants, which shouldn't be, then yes, the gas would expand as the altitude increases.

Same with "intestinal gas" i.e. farts. The altitude chambers (used by Air Forces for training) become toxic gas chambers when taken to 35,000', as everyone inside inevitably rips a bunch. 100% oxygen is a good thing!

The gas expands regardless of the fact that the cabin is pressurized?

 

[r4rehan]

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girls reaction after proposal[/QUOTE]

(girls reaction after proposal)?????

it's not like that bro..... ja kar POGO dekhoo Net par kiya kar rahe hoo

 

[matti]

 

[Evil Flare]