Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

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[Evil Flare]

thats Nokia 6230i ... Good phone it was

 

[Evil Flare]

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitchh tonight, Dave."

 

[Evil Flare]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband....

Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said,

"CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at
once. TOO MANY!

Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD!

WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going 2 STICK! Careful...

CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

 

[Filmmaker]

I love the wind!

 

[Filmmaker]

Even Microsoft Doesn't Use Their Own ****

 

[Filmmaker]

Time's Running Out

 

[Filmmaker]

I stole this rock!

 

[Filmmaker]

Happy Birthday Fail!