Madam Mayawati (Current Chief Minister of Uttar Pradesh, India) goes on a state visit to Israel .
While on tour in Jerusalem , she suffers a heart attack and passes
away. The undertaker tells the accompanying people, 'You can have her
shipped home for US$500,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy
Land , for just US$100.'
Madam's men go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back
to the undertaker and tell him they want Madam Mayawati shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $500,000 to
ship her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only $100?
With the money you save you could buy enough diesel for a year, buy
enough medicines to wipe out cholera, buy enough generators to never
have blackouts again.'
Madam's men replied, 'Long ago a man (named JESUS) died here, was
buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
We just can't take that chance with this lady'.