Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[MastanKhan]

A reasonable thing to wish for.

Asim,

That is fine----but the only problem with the foundations of democracy is that it needs the dead bodies of criminals in its foundations to be strong and the blood of those criminals needs to poured into it for it to cure and solidify to make it solid as concrete.

My goodman---you have a wishful thinking---you want to concquer the mountain---yet you don't want to shed no blood on the slopes.

 

[GURU DUTT]

raz bhai i think you can do better than that...try again im not impressed?????????

 

[haywards]

 

[Imran Khan]

 

[RPK]

 

[Roybot]

 

[VCheng]

 

[kingofkings]

nice prank

 

[VCheng]

 

[Last Hope]

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service.

 

[Last Hope]

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

 

[Last Hope]

Promotion?

 

[Last Hope]

 

[Last Hope]