Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Last Hope]

 

[sms]

Santa after watching Ra-one .....

Santa: I need Poison..
Chemist: I cant sell without prescription.
Santa shows his used Ra.one tickets...
Chemist: bus kar pagle, rulayega kya...badi bottle du ya chhoti.....;p

 

[matti]

 

[AHMED85]

let see this funny
Pervez Musharaf - Mujhay Dar nai lagta - YouTube

 

[Secret Service]

 

[Secret Service]

Top 45 Indian names..lol

 

[Irfan Baloch]

I thinks its ok to laugh on yourself sometimes here are some of my posts that I made and not sure why

sorry to say but your choices are lame
nothing beats my favourite female Politician

if she was a building it would have to be Lahore railway station, its always there looking at the mere mortals making futile attempts to catch their trains that only move when it suits them



if she was a mountain it would have to be Naga purbat, brutal, fierce and taking no prisoners


if she was a lake, it would have to be Lake Baikal, deep, cold and not many of you know about her


if she was a wrestler it would have to be Yokozuna



if she was a vehicle it would have to be MF375 tractor


if she was an Animal….., ok I stop now




I present to you

the one and only

Doctor Firdos Ashiq Awan (name it self is a mouthful , imagine what would happen if you are her Man in real life)

you will be choked to death an die on your honeymoon night!

how dare you
how very dare you


hmmm honeymoon

no wait how dare you

you have no clue how big and manly I am, ok the mustache are no longer as dark and black as they were once but I am more than a match for my favourite leader Ashiq Awan

have you ever heard her sing?

steady now Lad

if Firdos was a weapon it has to be a shotgun just like her name

if Fardos was a fruit it has to be a Melon

 

[GURU DUTT]

I thinks its ok to laugh on yourself sometimes here are some of my posts that I made and not sure why

& some people here think that im the Tharkee here

 

[majesticpankaj]

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[Polemos]

Sorry if re-post. I thought I was the worst dancer in the world!

 

[Zabaniyah]

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Cultural differences

Canadian: Self-absorbed and disconnected from reality.
American: Businesslike, unwilling to be distracted.

Italian and Frenchman: "LOOK AT THAT ***!"

 

[Don Jaguar]

Hilarious.

 

[GURU DUTT]

Hilarious.

Thanks for the lovely masseges you send to me keep them coming .

 

[marcos98]

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