SMS Thread!!

[Xeric]

Lady:Najomi se

Mere liye konsa sitara acha hai



Najomi:

tere bache kitne hen



Lady

11



Najomi

Tere liye

"Sabz Sitara"

sahi rahe ga.

 

[arsalan667]

Tutor : Write ur father's name in english.
Sardar:... "Beautiful Red Underwear"

Tutor : R u joking??
Sardar : No mam his name is " Sundar Lal Chadda"

 

[Xeric]

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahot Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab B Road Cross Krte Hain Meri Ungli Pakar Lete Hain aur kehte hain chorna mat.

 

[Xeric]

Two Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:
Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.

Sardar2:
Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760 !!

 

[Xeric]

Pathan roz 2 ghnte ro ro k dua
Karta:Allah 1 bar lottery laga do sirf 1 bar!

11 saal baad 1 farishta aya
or pathan k agay hath jor k

bola:bhai ticket to le le

 

[Moin91]

Aik admi bus main jaa raha tha, samnay bethi aurat apney betay ko bar bar keh rahi thee

Juldi se yeh biscuit kha lo warna main uncle ko dey doun gee

Aadmi tung aa ke bola: 'O khala juldi faisla karo mai pehlay hi 4 stop agay aa gaya houn'....

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Lawyer: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere client ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.

 

[AHMED85]

EXCELLENT

 

[U-571]

A question for genius like u:

Solve this !
6 -6 *6 +6 *6 = 36

you can use any mathematical fuction like (+, -, * , /) etc

 

[Xeric]

Once a guy with purple green n blue hair was standing next to an old man.

The old man started staring at him.

Boy: wts up oldie? Never did anythng wild?

The old man replied " yeah f**ked a peacock once. Wondering if ur my son".

 

[Xeric]

A Mechanic Was Removinig Cylinder Heads From Motor Of A Car When He Saw A Famous Heart Surgeon.

He Shouted, Hello Dr!
Look At This ! I Also Open Hearts,take valves out&put in new parts,so hw can u get da big money

Dr. , leaned &replied softly:
Try to do dis when da engine iz running.

 

[Xeric]

PYAR
b ajjab shay hai,
Maa se ho to EBADAT,
Bap se ho to MUQADAS,
Bhai se ho to AQEEDAT,
Behan se ho to FARZ,
&
BV se ho to,
Sub kehtay hain
THALLEY LAG GYA.

 

[arsalan667]

AJJ mien Bohat Udas hon !

Wo Stop pe Thi !
Mein dekhta raha Usey !



Himat ki !
Uske pas gaya !

Kaha ''CHANDA"

USne Foran 10 Rs niKale !


Mein ne Hairat se poucha !
ye kia ?

Usne Piyar se jawab diya
"ChandA" or kia !

 

[AHMED85]

wa kia bat ha

 

[zavis2003]

once sardar jee applied for a job , when he received letter he arranged a party in a joy.
friends made a wish to show the appointment letter
Sardar told them that its in the english i translate it for you in pujabi

Dear Banta Singh you do not meet

Banta Singh gee tusi tay sanuu milday he nae

our requirements

tussi sadi zarurat ho

no furthur correspondence

horn horh chitti di lorrh nai jaldi naal ajao

will be entertained

tawadi vdi khatir madarat keti javay gy

 

[arsalan667]

Riddle:

3 Makkan[Houses] hein
har makan mein 1 jadogar ha aur makan[house] ke bahar 1 chokidar hai,

makan ke andar jatay waqat chokidar ko 2Rs. dene parte hein aur atay waqat bhi.

makan ke andar jadogar Rs. ko double kar dega,

karna yeh hay ke jab last makan se wapis ayein aur chokidar ko 2Rupees dein tou app ke pass pesay khatam ho jayein.
[ZERO Rs.]

app yeh batayein kitne pese sath le k jayein ge first makkan mein k last mein app ke pass kuch bhi na bachay