Choppers
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"Sholay in IT"
An old email which I recevied again... so posting it.
Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and started shouting: Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya .
Thakur [with anger]: Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai.
Kaalia: Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?
Thakur: Nazar uttha k dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai.
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and
Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: Ha ha thakur ne freshers ko liya hai, Ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate.
Veeru shouts: Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain,Kuch bhi kar sakte hain.
Jay hits his keyboard,then says: jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya .
AT GABBARS DEN
Gabbar: Kitne bugs the?
Kaalia: Do sarkaar.
Gabbar: Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho?
Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi barobar milegi.
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?
Sambaa: Chhey sarkaar.
Gabbar: Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai.
[logout - logout - logout].
Haan ab theek hai ab tera kya hoga
Kaalia?
Kaalia: Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha.
Gabbar: To ab documentation kar!