Its 3 months salary right? Am sure Imran Khan makes more than £400,000 a year. He got off cheap.
Imran Khan? - I think your getting your Khans mixed up dude. Suppose you're right.
Joke comes to mind.....
An angry wife to her husband on the phone " OI where the hell are you?" Husband replies "Meri jaan do you remember that jewellery shop when you saw that diamond ring that you fell in love with and wanted it for your engagement - and i said jaan it will be yours one day...." Wife starts blushing and says "Yeah meri jaan i remember that"
Husband " Yeah well im next door in that chooza shop - 3 chooza for £5 - bladee bargain meri jaan just for you.....