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Pakistan vs India: WC Semifinal - March 30

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Most recent analysis of the pitch on cricinfo I read indicated a batting friendly track with bounce on the lower side. The Indians have a better batting line-up than Pakistan hands down, so unless the Pakistani batsmen perform (at the least) 'well', Pakistan's superior bowling line-up will have too little to work with (barring the fervently hoped for 'really, really bad cricket' from India :D ).

Going into the match, there are not too many arguments against India being the favorites.

Last time Pakistan chased down a target of 321 against India at the same pitch.

The key players from match "Younis & Misbah" are also playing in this match

I think it would be difficult to score above 300 for India against the threating bowling of Pakistan but our batsmen will definitely have to stand up and chase a good target against a very balanced Indian side
 
If sources are to be believed, then the fast bowlers will be more effective than spinners. "It is a good batting wicket. I don't think it will turn much," a Punjab Cricket Association (PCA) official said.

Psy-ops. No doubt planted by RAW/MOSSAD (the latter working off a 'Cricket for Dummies' crash course) to negatively influence Pakistan's squad selection.

The CIA is playing a role behind the scenes with the HAARP, which will be used to make the hands of Pakistani catchers turn into jelly or inflexible pieces of rock for a few seconds before crucial catches, which will then be spilled. If need be, it will also be used to make the deliveries of the Indian bowlers swing/spin wildly to go around and under the Pakistani batsmen and crash into the stumps. The reverse will happen with the Pakistani bowlers. Shoaib Akhtars viciously swinging toe crusher will turn into a massive beamer that will fly several feet over the head of the batsman and keep gathering pace until it crashes into the turban of the Indian Prime Minister, killing him.

India will then declare war on Pakistan and accuse the ISI of planting a LeT sleeper agent in the Pakistan team (Shoaib Akhtar), who carried out a dastardly act of terrorism on Indian soil.

:D

P.S: In the face of such tragdey and stuck in an enemy country that has declared war on his own, Gillani will call on all political parties to move with 'Consensus'.
 
What will happen in PDF on night of 30 th march 2011 :unsure:
 
Psy-ops. No doubt planted by RAW/MOSSAD (the latter working off a 'Cricket for Dummies' crash course) to negatively influence Pakistan's squad selection.

The CIA is playing a role behind the scenes with the HAARP, which will be used to make the hands of Pakistani catchers turn into jelly or inflexible pieces of rock for a few seconds before crucial catches, which will then be spilled. If need be, it will also be used to make the deliveries of the Indian bowlers swing/spin wildly to go around and under the Pakistani batsmen and crash into the stumps. The reverse will happen with the Pakistani bowlers. Shoaib Akhtars viciously swinging toe crusher will turn into a massive beamer that will fly several feet over the head of the batsman and keep gathering pace until it crashes into the turban of the Indian Prime Minister, killing him.

India will then declare war on Pakistan and accuse the ISI of planting a LeT sleeper agent in the Pakistan team (Shoaib Akhtar), who carried out a dastardly act of terrorism on Indian soil.

:D

:P :P :P nah i guess ISI has planned already


---------- Post added at 10:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:44 PM ----------

Ek country ke log muh chhupa ke bhaag gaye honge. To see an example, look at the South Africa vs B'desh thread and the lack of Bangladeshi presence there....

That thread was good example of Bharati trolling .
 
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So many predictions and expert analysis!

Let's just enjoy a good game of cricket. I thought the "jajbaa" and emotions had cooled by now after so much cricket between the two countries.

Pakistanis even gave standing ovation to Indian players when they won a series in Pakistan.

What changed again?

Is it the IPL snub? ;)
 
Pakistan ka KAALA PATHAR - KHOONKHAR PRACTICE!!!

Pathar hai kay bhoot?:lol::lol::lol:
 
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