Pak bans dirty texting: just say no to monkey crotch

[guest11]

The Urdu list is fricking hilarious. Who came up with idea and discussion of what to omit or not would have been a laugh riot.

 

[DarK-LorD]

Why on earth is jack the ripper,idiot,condom,jesus christ banned.

 

[Roybot]

Who ever compiled the list, must have been the biggest potty mouth in the world.

 

[Abingdonboy]

Hey guys just wanted to say:
***************** and*********** but on the other hand******** whereas****************,****** any way- see you there!


Lol!! Come on, it's he 21st century!!

 

[livingdead]

Hey guys just wanted to say:
***************** and*********** but on the other hand******** whereas****************,****** any way- see you there!


Lol!! Come on, it's he 21st century!!

If anybody in UK asks you to teach urdu/hindi, handover the urdu gaali list. It is a fun way to learn a new language.

 

[Always Neutral]

try Jardari

Strange You dont condemn the ban of the word Jesus Christ?

 

[guest11]

Strange You dont condemn the ban of the word Jesus Christ?

That's pakistan for you.

 

[Karachiite]

So much for fckin democracy. Keep up the religious intolerance Pakistan!

 

[A.Muqeet khan]

Strange You dont condemn the ban of the word Jesus Christ?

i guess we are free to use the urdu word for that u see it nothing they just promoting the urdu language in the disguise of the banning words

 

[v9s]

Strange You dont condemn the ban of the word Jesus Christ?

There are words like "taxi" and "mango" in the ban list and you're getting worked up about Jesus Christ? Seems you (and some Indian posters, as usual) have some kind of agenda.


The whole list is retarded, and i'm pretty sure every Pakistani thinks the same.

 

[OrionHunter]

There are a lot of monkeys where I live being a world biosphere reserve. Now if monkeys get to know that the word 'monkey crotch' is banned in Pakistan, they're going to get their Bandar Sena to attack Pakistan's Telecommunication Authority (PTA) building with some suicide bandars!!

So PTA better watch out!!

 

[Karachiite]

As far as I know PTA is trying to ban these words. They haven't been implemented and I highly doubt they will. The negative response to this proposal is massive.

 

[Areesh]

That's pakistan for you.

It is better to ban a word in a SMS than burning the people alive.

Anyways people who are questioning the word "Jesus Christ". They should realize that Jesus Christ is a very respectable Prophet in Islam too. And it is obligatory for every Muslim to respect all Prophets including Jesus. So it isn't because of some religious hatred that this word is banned. May be people might be using it with some disrespect unintentionally in there text messages so they decided to ban it. I know it is stupid and doesn't make sense but at least religious bigotry or hatred doesn't seem to be the reason here as some "secular" Indians trying to present here.

 

[Don Jaguar]

What nonsense.

 

[Kinetic]

For the list of urdu words click here.

For the list of english words click here.

Greatest list made ever!! Who made this great list?

But why 'bewakoof', 'bakwaas'?!!!!

Even 'mango', 'taxi', 'land', !!!

Medical terms to be banned:
Athletes foot
Breast
Condom
Flatulence
Intercourse
Period
Premature
Tongue
Herpes
Daily usage words to be banned:
Deeper
Fairy
Fingerfood
Hole
Hostage
Harder
Religious terms to be banned:
Devil
Jesus Christ
LGBT terms to be banned:
Gay
Homosexual
Queer
Musicians/artists to be banned:
Wuutang

Don't know what is the problem with 'Tongue' and 'Lotion'!!!

Or even deeper, harder, hole, fairy, joint, Jesus Christ etc!!!

"He hate me"