'Paindu' Pakistan captains didn't know how to handle me: Shoaib Akhtar

[xyxmt]

It is another word for calling someone 'social embarrassment'. iam talking abt paindu here

It shows the state of mind of one using this word. Like a newly rich will humiliate everyone below him. A newly educated or the only educated in his social circle will use it, not knowing that there people outside his social circle that are much much more educated and civil that him. so basically the one using the word Paindu shows his social standing.

 

[Shamain]

No offense meant to anyone, I'm a paindu myself

If we will allow western standards to decide our life styles, personal choices, rule our criterias to judge others ,then these words will definitely hurt us.
If we grow out of centuries old slave mentality and inferioty complexes, maybe then we can expect a bright future pak.

But by all of the above i said,i in no way ever suggested that our hygiene standards be compromised. Or we shud not learn english. English is a must in this age if u want to get ahead. but with learning that be happy with ur own roots and try not to scratch them off ur life in someway or the other.

 

[xyxmt]

Funny thing, Shoab Akhtar is from Pindi lol

 

[Kabira]

Funny thing, Shoab Akhtar is from Pindi lol

Yep, he was born in pind morgha near Rawalpindi.

 

[Skywalker]

Looks like he has been pId nicely, obviously he needs money for survival and clever people are trying to exploit at the right time.

 

[mkg00179504]

He is the biggest Paindu who married a teenager much much younger than him. What that makes you Shoaib?

 

[B+ Dracula]

Matti-Paoooooo

 

[punit]

He is the biggest Paindu who married a teenager much much younger than him. What that makes you Shoaib?

how about khan sahab !

 

[Kambojaric]

and this guy is a Phd right? Seriously why is he given so much respect as an analyst? Half the stuff he says is pretty usual i.e. any other former cricketer cay say it, the other half is insults at other former crickets for holding him back from supposed greatness

 

[mkg00179504]

how about khan sahab !

When did khan sahab said something like this, the way this idiot always talk. I really liked Shoaib as a cricketer but it's a shame that you are giving khan sahab as a reference. He got married to a women where her situation is completely different not a 25 year old.

 

[SpArK]

He is wrong.

The captains were great as per the most who commented here.

Rameez raja, latif,inzy, yousuf,younis, shoib malik,afridi, salman butt, misbah,hafiz were all great captains.

 

[My-Analogous]

'Paindu' Pakistan captains didn't know how to handle me: Shoaib Akhtar
By Sports Desk
Published: May 28, 2015

A file photo of Shoaib Akhtar smiling with his fans. PHOTO: AFP

KARACHI: World’s fastest bowler Shoaib Akhtar, in an interview with Indian cricket convert commentator Harsha Bhogle, said that the Pakistan captains he played under never had a vision because they were self-centred.

Shoaib, who has had a controversial career himself, blamed the ‘pendu’ Pakistani captains for not handling him rightly and in return ruining his career as a whole.

When asked if he was a headache for the captain he played under more than the opposition, he replied: “Pakistan team captain himself used to be a headache because he did not know how to handle me.

“Pakistan has seen a lot ’pendu’ captains coming in.

“I always say if I had played under Imran Khan, who was a selfless person, I would have been a different person. He knew how to make a star.”

He also stated an occasion where some senior players threatened to beat him up.

“We landed in Australia and all the media was huddling behind me. During a Test in Brisbane, four seniors came into my room to beat me up saying ‘what do you think of yourself’. I said please try but I will give it back to you. They later apologised to me that we were really jealous of you. Even today they tell me that we are sorry but we were very insecure because of you.”

Furthermore, he talked about the disunity among the team which caused them the loss in the 2011 World Cup semi-final against India.

“Pakistan team never won or loss in the ground, they always won or lost in the dressing room. We never played for each other.

“In 2011, I fought with Shahid Afrid and Waqar Younis that I want to play this semi-final. It’s a 10-over match. If we dismiss Virendra Sehwag and Sachin Tendulkar inside the initial overs, the team will go down easily. The pressure is on them. We are playing against them at their home, it is such a big occasion, it’s against Pakistan. We got nothing to lose. But they didn’t let me play citing the reason that I am unfit.

“I went in and bowled six overs with my complete run-up in anger.

“I was really disappointed with Pakistan team on two occasions; when Pakistan batting let us down in the 1999 World Cup and second time it was in 2011. We were being served the World Cup in a plate. We had to go out there fight bravely and just win. Even if we lost, no one was going to shoot us.”

He also talked about how during 1997, players were being accused of match-fixing which left him a quandary.

“There was a time when in 1997 I did not knew who I was running with or playing with. I never knew who was playing for Pakistan and who against it.”

You can watch the complete interview here.

Who can control drunk person? he drunk all the time

 

[@RV]

Yeah he was ruined by captains, he was so clueless that he had to be told to put food in his mouth otherwise he would accidently put up his arse, since both were holes, poor him. And these days it is a bit difficult to differentiate those two holes from each other since both spew shit.

Nailed it boss

 

[saadee]

This is a story about Shoaib when he used to live in his pind. A poor girl once asked him for money and this is how their conversation went
Poor Girl: Sahab jee manu paisay deoo mein challi (Jhalli/bewakoof) aan
Shoaib: Tay faer ik pappi tay day
Poor Girl: Mein ainee vee challi(Jhalli/Bewakoof) nai.

In URDU/HINDI
Aik gareeb larki shoaib say pasiay maangnay aae usnay shoaib say kaha
Gareeb Larki: Sahab jee mughay paisay do mein jhaali hoon
Shaoib! Tau aik chummi tau day
Larki: Mein itnee bhee jhalli nahi kay tughay pappi doon

 

[AZADPAKISTAN2009]

Paindu is a every thing "DUMB" you can imgine , a guy who can't speak english and does not understand modern world around him. He feels that the world was created for him and his goat and 10 wives

Paindu = Pakistani captains who are shy and timid who would score 800 runs before they declare and are afraid to chase score of 299 on last day in test cricket

Paindu = Pakistani captains who bat at number 6-7 because they can't lead from start like Australian captains do

Hair has not Gel and no combing , no personal grooming

Modern society Nawaz Sharif followers are called Paindus as well for their non moden views on society and supporting ethnic voting lines

A paindu will do a bhangra on a rock concert and feel he did well


A paindu will wear jeans , all the way above his navel and put lots of slicky oil in hair

Last but not least Paindu will travel with 20 luggage bags of steel