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Our Pakistani man on the moon !!

It's not about Pakistan, it's not about America. When it comes to La Ilaha Ilallah, we leave you guys majorly behind. Moon is nothing but a peice of cake. Our Prophet (PBUH) went to the highest heaven 1400 years ago so moon is nothing compared the adventures he had and the things he saw and witnessed.

Haters gonna hate but try to acheive that NASA! Not in a Bizillion years!
 
Why did they make the Moonis guy sound Russian?

It's not about Pakistan, it's not about America. When it comes to La Ilaha Ilallah, we leave you guys majorly behind. Moon is nothing but a peice of cake. Our Prophet (PBUH) went to the highest heaven 1400 years ago so moon is nothing compared the adventures he had and the things he saw and witnessed.

Haters gonna hate but try to acheive that NASA! Not in a Bizillion years!


Religious discussions are banned on the forum. Kindly refrain from giving a religious angle to the discussion as it leads to the thread being derailed, some hurtful comments being passed and generally affects the atmosphere of the forum.
 
The author sure has some vivid imagination

I remember reading an article posted on Facebook Page of Geo TV , about the real reason for President Zardari's ill health , that too showcased really wicked imagination of pakistani media

I will post it again

PM Gilani Leaks the real reason for President Zardari's ill Health


In a sudden turn of events , Prime Minister Yusuf Raza Gilani , let out a surprising bit of new to Indian Premier Manmohan Singh , during their meeting on the sideline of the recently held Seoul Nuclear Summit .
When Manmohan Singh inquired about the health of His Excellency President Zardari , PM Gilani said that the President had been sick due to excessive stress , because of which he had to take frequent vacations at his palace in the UAE .
Singh replied by saying that stress of maneuvering a fledgling economy out of turbulence can get to anyone.

PM Gilani then responded by saying that Zardari has not been stressed by Pakistan's dwindling economic growth , but because he has been having an affair with Veena Malik , behind the back of Sherry Rehman , and now Veena Malik has asked him to make their relationship public by participating in Veena Ka Nikaah TV Program being shot by Colors TV Network in India. , Otherwise she will go back to Ashmit Patel .

Zardari's trouble have also being compounded by him also keeping a long distance relationship with Sherry Rehman who was also the first person to let Zardari get to second base. Sherry Rehman has now demanded that Zardari marry her or else she will make a Monica Lewinski case out of their relationship and ruin his political carrier

Zardari then decided to consult two prominent scholar, Honorable Zaid Hamid and Hafiz Saeed , who have suggested that he marry both Veena and Sherry Rehman , and change the name of his Son Bilawal Bhutto Zardari to Bilawal Rehman Malik Zardari .

This was however objected by Pakistan's Interior Minister Reham Malik , who said that the name suggest that Bilawal was the son of Zardari and Him , He further went on to say that he is not a hom0sexual despite what the media suggest since it is against the Blasphemy law of pakistan.

Source: http://www.defence.pk/forums/member...sident-zardaris-ill-health.html#ixzz1wiLLMfyf
 
It's not about Pakistan, it's not about America. When it comes to La Ilaha Ilallah, we leave you guys majorly behind. Moon is nothing but a peice of cake. Our Prophet (PBUH) went to the highest heaven 1400 years ago so moon is nothing compared the adventures he had and the things he saw and witnessed.

Haters gonna hate but try to acheive that NASA! Not in a Bizillion years!

You are funnier than the article :)
 
It's not about Pakistan, it's not about America. When it comes to La Ilaha Ilallah, we leave you guys majorly behind. Moon is nothing but a peice of cake. Our Prophet (PBUH) went to the highest heaven 1400 years ago so moon is nothing compared the adventures he had and the things he saw and witnessed.

Haters gonna hate but try to acheive that NASA! Not in a Bizillion years!
1400 years ago?? Are you serious man??
And there is no such thing like heaven.. These are imaginary things which people made for the betterment of people.
I already said People made religion for betterment of people like Hindus, Muslim, Christian, Sikhs, Every body promotes peace.
And create assumptions so that people avoid wrong doing.
 
You opened this thread to make fun of Pakistan?

You succeeded and made Bhartis their day :tup:
 
i thought i'd have heart attack laughing at the joke!

You opened this thread to make fun of Pakistan?

You succeeded and made Bhartis their day :tup:

leave bharti-p akis out of this thread. this was a really potent healthy joke which a person needs. i'm sure even india would also be like that at that time given the current state of india.
 
Looks like the dream of Zaid is reality, atleast on paper.. And definetely, Qamaruzzaman Moonis has learnt english from Zaid's eng spoken classes.. :lol:
 

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