One liners :)

[xebex]

"Teenage girls are too caught up in being with a guy who's the best for everyone else and not the best for themselves.”

 

[xebex]

"I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving."

 

[xebex]

"He who laughs last didn't get the joke."

 

[courageneverdies]

courage never dies

KIT Over

 

[xebex]

“A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car, but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad.”

-Franklin Delano Roosevelt

 

[RPK]

Boss:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

 

[xebex]

“Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.”

-Albert Einstein

 

[RPK]

Criminal:

A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

 

[RPK]

Father:

A banker provided by nature.

 

[RPK]

Miser:

A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

 

[LCA Tejas]

Andavaan Solran... Arunachalam Seyiran...(God proposes...Arunachalam disposes)-Superstar

 

[RPK]

Pessimist:

A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

 

[RPK]

Optimist:

A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.

 

[RPK]

Opportunist:

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

 

[RPK]

Diplomat:

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.