One liners :)

[xebex]

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"

 

[Awesome]

Replace c as speed of light, to just speed. It still applies and even for light it still applies that it requires E to be 0 or near to achieve c if m = 0 or something very close to it.

Algebra trumps theories.

To add c is a constant since light is the only known thing without a mass, or near zero mass.

 

[Novice09]

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"

To keep the paws off

 

[RPK]

how is this? - super star

 

[Awesome]

Who is super star?

 

[RPK]

 

[RPK]

 

[Novice09]

1 Einstein gave us E = mc²

and two Einsteins

Juggled E, M and C

 

[Awesome]

I was afraid you'd say that...

I'm not gonna pick a fight with a Rajni fan(atic)

 

[KillBill]

Ek myaan mein do talawaren nahi samaati.

Two swords do not fit in one scabbard.

Well, if you want to keep two swords then get a custom made myaan, simple

 

[Choppers]

TIME Magazine's quote on Sachin

When Sachin Tendulkar travelled to Pakistan to face one of the finest bowling attacks ever assembled in cricket, Michael Schumacher was yet to race a F1 car, Lance Armstrong had never been to the Tour de France, Diego Maradona was still the captain of a world champion Argentina team, Pete Sampras had never won a Grand Slam.

When Tendulkar embarked on a glorious career taming Imran and company, Roger Federer was a name unheard of; Lionel Messi was in his nappies, Usain Bolt was an unknown kid in the Jamaican backwaters. The Berlin Wall was still intact, USSR was one big, big country, Dr Manmohan Singh was yet to "open" the Nehruvian economy.

It seems while Time was having his toll on every individual on the face of this planet, he excused one man. Time stands frozen in front of Sachin Tendulkar. We have had champions, we have had legends, but we have never had a Sachin Tendulkar and we never will.

 

[Novice09]

Well, if you want to keep two swords then get a custom made myaan, simple

Simplicity and ignorance at best

 

[xebex]

Replace c as speed of light, to just speed. It still applies and even for light it still applies that it requires E to be 0 or near to achieve c if m = 0 or something very close to it.

Algebra trumps theories.

First of all, you cant replace speed of light (c) to just speed bcoz speed of what need to be mentioned!

Second, speed of light, c, doesnt represent the speed of the matter in this case whatever 'm' belongs to.

Third, even in Algebra you cant change the value of a constant.

 

[KillBill]

C = infinity if m = 0 (Asim Aquil)

E = mc²

c² = E/0 = inifity

Anything divided by 0 equal to infinity.

Gosh I should patent that I've discovered the formula to achieve infinite speed! By any amount of energy. Somebody just gotta figure out how to make mass = 0.

Consult Kareena Kapoor, she has figured it out

 

[xebex]

"Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?"