One liners :)

[Marshmallow]

 

[AHMED85]

1) I am Wonder when i capture some one who still observing my activities by thinking in its mind i do not know any thing.

2) Dog & Donkey start from same word & still Searching for Wisdom.

 

[AHMED85]

Your intelligence is my common sense...

My counter intelligence is your End..., If i put it in practice..

 

[Tina]

When love is at its best, one loves so much that he cannot forget.

 

[Marshmallow]

1) I am Wonder when i capture some one who still observing my activities by thinking in its mind i do not know any thing.

2) Dog & Donkey start from same word & still Searching for Wisdom.

y is dat SOMEONE in ur first one liner called as IT

yeh dog n donkey startd frm da word pizza n mcdonalds n still havnt found wisdom in it

 

[Solomon2]

"A bullet may kill a man, but a lying camera kills a nation"

- anti-Al jazeera leaflet handed out in Egypt: link

 

[Ikes]

India is a country where people wear helmet to save money, not their lives.

 

[SarthakGanguly]

"Death solves all problems, no man no problem" - (Evil) Stalin

 

[AHMED85]

y is dat SOMEONE in ur first one liner called as IT

yeh dog n donkey startd frm da word pizza n mcdonalds n still havnt found wisdom in it

pizza & mcdonalds got differ names. so............

 

[SirHatesALot]

Mein pagal hu.

 

[AHMED85]

"Death solves all problems, no man no problem" - (Evil) Stalin

you mean...
Banda Katam Kam Katam.....

 

[SarthakGanguly]

Yupp....

you mean...
Banda Katam Kam Katam.....

 

[AHMED85]

Subah Ka Bhola Sham Ko Agar Ghar Wapis Aia Jaie To Usay Bola Nehai Kahtay....

 

[AHMED85]

Yupp....

What about Tamil Tigers Any Prof Found Yet....

 

[AHMED85]

1) Soft is better than hard to find some good results in daily life, but most of intelligence network fails to utilize it.


2) Be happy with what you have and are, be generous with both, and you won't have to hunt for happiness.
(William E. Gladstone)